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Life's Most Embarrassing Moments

1. Messing up the Star-Spangled Banner in front of 500 people.

2. Nonchalantly flicking the ash off your cigartette while in mid-conversation and having the cherry land in your lap, setting your pants on fire.

3. Accidentally pushing the "eject" button while Q, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was trying to explain all the gizmos yout new Astin-Martin has.

4. Going up to the science teacher in 10th grade to ask if I could get a pass to go to the bathroom and before I could speak I puked all over his desk with 30 of my fellow students watching in horror.

5. Being the Matron of Honor in my best friend's wedding and while walking up the aisle of the church, walking completely out of my shoes and saying "Shit" rather loudly.

6. Catching the pocket of my suave acid washed jeans on the corner of a desk and having them rip all the way across t he right butt cheek and on down the leg to my knee. Oh, MY GOD!!!!!

7. Closing your rat-tail in your locker.

8. Working a Renaissance Festival and shouting a wise-crack to a patron,
drawing everyone's attention to that person's error,
only to have a co-worker hit me and say:
"Stop that! Don't you know who that is?!!"
It was Henry Winkler.
(I was known from then on as the guy who yelled at "The Fonz".)

I should add that I wasn't wearing my glasses then...
they were not "authentic" for that time era.

9. Turning around for a second look at the really *whew* attractive man who opened a door for me, turning my ankle on a chunk of ornamental stone, and landing on my face on the sidewalk--both elbows and both knees scraped and bleeding, and Mr. Good-looking-beyond-reasons bending over me saying, "Are you okay?"

Uh. No. Just move on and let me die here, please.

10. Getting drunk and shooting your cop brother who was chasing the criminal you were aiming at.

11. Accidentally putting the car into gear and RUNNING OVER your Driver's Ed instructor. *oops*

12. After the graduation ceremony, having your wrap sirt come untied underneath your gown, and while you're trying to fix it as discreetly as possible, having your grandmother come over and tug on the tail end of it (which was, until now, sticking out from the bottom of the gown) and asking "what's this?!" as the skirt falls out completely, right in front of your then-boyfriend's dad. Boy, I'm glad our gowns had the zip-up backs, and not the ones that are open like hospital gowns...

13. Taking a week to finish a single Baker's Dozen....


Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
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Blow away dandelion

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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman



(ARE there thirteen tv shows that begin with Q?)
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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
8. Queen of Swords
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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
8. Queen of Swords
9. Q.E.D
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
8. Queen of Swords
9. Q.E.D
10. Quick Draw McGraw
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
8. Queen of Swords
9. Q.E.D
10. Quick Draw McGraw
11. Queens, King of
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Television Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
8. Queen of Swords
9. Q.E.D
10. Quick Draw McGraw
11. Queens, King of
12. Quiz Show
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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elevision Shows that start with a Q:

1. Quincy
2. Queen for a Day
3. (Dr.) Quinn, Medicine Woman
4. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
5. Quark
6. Quantum Leap
7. Quest, Johnny
8. Queen of Swords
9. Q.E.D
10. Quick Draw McGraw
11. Queens, King of
12. Quiz Show
13. (NFL) Quarterback Challenge

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Movie and Television Lawyers

1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
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Movie and Television Lawyers

1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
3. Arnie Becker
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Movie and Television Lawyers

1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
3. Arnie Becker
4. Lionel Hutz
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Movie and Television Lawyers

1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
3. Arnie Becker
4. Lionel Hutz
5. Atticus Finch
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1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
3. Arnie Becker
4. Lionel Hutz
5. Atticus Finch
6. Dan Fielding
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1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
3. Arnie Becker
4. Lionel Hutz
5. Atticus Finch
6. Dan Fielding
7. Sandy Cohen
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1. Perry Mason
2. Matt Murdock
3. Arnie Becker
4. Lionel Hutz
5. Atticus Finch
6. Dan Fielding
7. Sandy Cohen
8. Robert Ironside
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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