ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:38 am

Loremaster wrote:Sex. Too much sex.

Don't you know you'll go blind?????

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:39 am

Thomas Covenant, too busy reading the Chronicles

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:27 am

I prefer the attention or detention, whichever you see fit to give.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:50 am

United States Secret Service Agents confiscated my homework because I was writing a paper on the subject of Aliens harvesting our ozone layer for food.

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:02 am

I was abducted by aliens who mistook my homework for top sekrit government documents and they confiscated it and kept it to decode it.

Second excuse in case you don't buy that one--

We ran out of toilet paper and MY DAD is FULL of YOU KNOW WHAT.

Post by **dennisrwood** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:23 am

Verily I Hath Doth Left Mine Homework With Thou As of the Day of Yester, Hath Thou Lost Such?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:12 pm

Werewolves attacked me and took it.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:23 pm

Xtraterrestrials ate my bookbag

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:25 pm

Yeti stole my locker.

Post by **Creator** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:56 pm

Zounds!!!! my rottweiler ate it!!!!!

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:58 pm

As you can see, I do not even know my alphabet nor do I read instructions. Therefore, teacher, you moron, how can I be expected to turn in anything?

I need some special ed help!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:12 pm

There is no spoon.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:14 pm

Because

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:14 pm

Cat ate my homework.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:15 pm

Dogs of War destroyed my homework!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:17 pm

ET's took my homework to study.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:20 pm

Foamfollower stomped my homework into oblivion

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:21 pm

Godzilla destroyed my homework.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:23 pm

Hagrid turned it into an owl.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:23 pm

Ironsides is using it as Exhibit "B".

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ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game