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Zebra stampede ruined my geometry workbook. Can I have another please?
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A small brown insect was lodged in my nose.
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Barbarians used my calculus book to start a bonfire.
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cats marked all my homework, they were feral so i tossed away all the books.
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Demons cavorted on the lawn, which was very distracting. Couldn't work on my homework.
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Evil imps instigated intellectually irreversible intangible issues. IMO.
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Forced to engage in intellectual discussions with aliens from other worlds to protect the earth from total annihlation.

Succeed at that. Failed to complete essay on Mr. Bumble Bee and our Friends the Flowers.
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Good Gravy! What that due today?
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Honor Society meeting about this year's project took up the whole evening.

(Yes, ma'am, I'm a member - in fact, I'm the President.)
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I was needed at the White House...
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Jailed and interrogated by coalition forces. They wouldn't even let me have my clothes, much less my homework!
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Kevin invoked the Ritual of Defecation, and the cleanup took all night.
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Llamas ate it.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Monsters required lodging in my closet and under my bed and demanded room service all night long.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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New evil rabbits troopers came in and pointed machine guns at me. They said they needed my homework for a battle plan to take down the Birds...
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Overdue stuff is hot!
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Puerile juveniles pestered me via prank calls all evening, so I was unable to get homework done. (I was busy creating incendiary devices for their lockers. They will be sorry
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Quick-drying cement does a real number on notebook paper.
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Required to dig new latrines in back yard of bunker. No time for homework.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Superman burned it with his heat vision.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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