Baker's Dozen Game
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Things You Hate to Hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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Things You Hate to Hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
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Things You Hate to Hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
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Things You Hate to Hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Things you Hate to hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
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Things you Hate to hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
11. An ominous clinky-clacky noise from under the hood of the car. (Bonnet to you British lot.)
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Things you Hate to hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
11. An ominous clinky-clacky noise from under the hood of the car. (Bonnet to you British lot.)

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

Things you Hate to hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
11. An ominous clinky-clacky noise from under the hood of the car. (Bonnet to you British lot.)
12. A pot of clam chowder boiling over on the stove.
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
11. An ominous clinky-clacky noise from under the hood of the car. (Bonnet to you British lot.)
12. A pot of clam chowder boiling over on the stove.
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Things you Hate to hear
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
11. An ominous clinky-clacky noise from under the hood of the car. (Bonnet to you British lot.)
12. A pot of clam chowder boiling over on the stove.
13. Ashlee Simpson
A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
1. The alarm clock
2. Joan Rivers
3. my ex boss's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
4. my current coworker's long winded speeches extolling his many (imaginary) virtues...
5. The sound of my cat hacking up a fur ball....
6. Someone's car alarm going off in the middle of the night
7. The phone ringing late at night
8. Some idiot's cell phone ringing some inane ditty right in the middle of the most dramatic scene of the movie in the theater....
9. Another announcement of yet another so-called reality show.
10. Disco
11. An ominous clinky-clacky noise from under the hood of the car. (Bonnet to you British lot.)
12. A pot of clam chowder boiling over on the stove.
13. Ashlee Simpson
A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.

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A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
8. I was filing down a nut blank made of bone (goes on a giutar) and it broke.
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
8. I was filing down a nut blank made of bone (goes on a giutar) and it broke.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
8. I was filing down a nut blank made of bone (goes on a giutar) and it broke.
9. Shin bone, playing an arcade football game (one of the ones you kick). Everyone laughed at me for ages until they realised it was broken. Then the shoe was on the other foot, they had to sit through hours of hospital waiting just for me.
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
8. I was filing down a nut blank made of bone (goes on a giutar) and it broke.
9. Shin bone, playing an arcade football game (one of the ones you kick). Everyone laughed at me for ages until they realised it was broken. Then the shoe was on the other foot, they had to sit through hours of hospital waiting just for me.
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A bone you've broken and how
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
8. I was filing down a nut blank made of bone (goes on a giutar) and it broke.
9. Shin bone, playing an arcade football game (one of the ones you kick). Everyone laughed at me for ages until they realised it was broken. Then the shoe was on the other foot, they had to sit through hours of hospital waiting just for me.
10. Right pinky slamming it against the cabinet while playing video golf at a bar (surprise, surprise).
1. Left wrist - fell out of a tree.
2. A turkey's wishbone at Thanksgiving....never broke any of my own bones. (Had a LOT of stitches though)
3. Chin - toddling up concrete steps a little too fast (I was 3yo).
4. Younger brother's wrist....he was getting in my face.
5. My left kneecap....dancing like an idiot around my friend's living room
6. Right forearm...Falling off the monkey bars playing Star Trek ( I was the best 6-year-old Cpt.Kirk)
7. Both bones in right forearm; bicycle stunt - the tree won.
8. I was filing down a nut blank made of bone (goes on a giutar) and it broke.
9. Shin bone, playing an arcade football game (one of the ones you kick). Everyone laughed at me for ages until they realised it was broken. Then the shoe was on the other foot, they had to sit through hours of hospital waiting just for me.
10. Right pinky slamming it against the cabinet while playing video golf at a bar (surprise, surprise).
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________