1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
Baker's Dozen Game
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onewyteduck
- The Gap Into Spam
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1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
12. Let me have some of your steak. Please, please give me some steak. See, I'm being good!
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
12. Let me have some of your steak. Please, please give me some steak. See, I'm being good!
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
Things your pet would say if it could speak
1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
12. Let me have some of your steak. Please, please give me some steak. See, I'm being good!
13. If I go a little faster I might be able to catch this thing on my but, a bit faster, a little more, Got it !<WUMP>(falls over).
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
1. FEED ME
2. Let me in dammit! It's raining out here!
3. Rub my tummy!
4. Let's see YOU lick yourself there!
5. You have left me alone for several hours, come home reeking of alcohol, and are now ignoring me to snore on the couch. We'll see how you like finding a nice juicy hairball barfed into your shoe...
6. Pet me! Don't - go - anywhere! Come back here and Pet Me!
7. There's nothing wrong with the way I smell. I don't need a bath and if you think for one minute I am actually going to cooperate with you, think again!
8. "I sound the alarm! The mailman is coming to kill us all! BARK BARK BARK BARK"
9. I already have a nice fur coat. I certainly do not need that frilly silly sweater with matching booties! What will all the other watch dogs say?
10. But Mommmmm, I don't want to go to the vet!
11. You are going to have my WHAT removed???
12. Let me have some of your steak. Please, please give me some steak. See, I'm being good!
13. If I go a little faster I might be able to catch this thing on my but, a bit faster, a little more, Got it !<WUMP>(falls over).
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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onewyteduck
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 5453
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:02 am
- Location: On your wall!
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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onewyteduck
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 5453
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:02 am
- Location: On your wall!
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Iryssa
- Bloodguard
- Posts: 922
- Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:41 am
- Location: The great white north *grin*
K...having posting issues...disregard this
Last edited by Iryssa on Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
"A choice made freely is stronger than one compelled"
- Stephen R. Donaldson's The Wounded Land
https://www.xanga.com/Iryssa
- Stephen R. Donaldson's The Wounded Land
https://www.xanga.com/Iryssa
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Iryssa
- Bloodguard
- Posts: 922
- Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:41 am
- Location: The great white north *grin*
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"A choice made freely is stronger than one compelled"
- Stephen R. Donaldson's The Wounded Land
https://www.xanga.com/Iryssa
- Stephen R. Donaldson's The Wounded Land
https://www.xanga.com/Iryssa
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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onewyteduck
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 5453
- Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:02 am
- Location: On your wall!
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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ChoChiyo
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 4127
- Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:32 am
- Location: Middle of a Minnesota Cornfield
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
12. Cinnamon Apple
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
12. Cinnamon Apple
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
Favorite Ice cream flavors:
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
12. Cinnamon Apple
13. Chocolate
Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
1. Lemon Custard
2. Cherry Garcia
3. Mint Chocolate Chip
4. Funky Monkey
5. Mississippi Mud
6. Moose Tracks
7. Bear Claw
8. Cherry Chocolate chip
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
10. tri-vanilla bean
11. Banana Split
12. Cinnamon Apple
13. Chocolate
Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
4. Stretch Armstrong
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
4. Stretch Armstrong
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
Favorite toy when you were a kid (under 10 years old)
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
4. Stretch Armstrong
5. Hot Wheels
1. Brownie the dog
2. Kathy, my baby doll
3. Pinkie the musical puppy (Brownie's pal)
4. Stretch Armstrong
5. Hot Wheels
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?