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Violently attacked by cave wights wearing stirrup pants...had to spank them all and send them to bed without supper. No time for homework.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Waylaid by hungry sulky stirrup-pant-wearing-Cavewights sneaking out their bedroom windows. It wasn't pretty. God thing those stirrup pants made them vulnerable to pantsing, or I never would have got away!
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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Xasperated by renegade cave wights running around with their pants around their ankles....(Lead by Loremaster, none the less, but I've heard rumors that he pulled his own pants down. However, since that bit of data came from howling cave wights, I've sort of disregarded it.

Anyhow. No time to do the science project. It's better this way. The last time I finished a science project, I blew up my cat.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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"You've gotta be kidding me! Homework?
Homework on a nice day like this?
I'm a kid... I need my outdoor exercise!
The doctor says that it is good for my lungs."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
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Zephyrs were so sweet and warm that I went out to frolick instead.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Post by Cheval »

"Another Brick In The Wall" came on the radio (KAOS), had a Momentary Lapse Of Reason, went to the Dark Side Of The Moon to see some Animals, but had to pass The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn and didn't have "Time" to finish assignment before the Division Bell rang. (I hate math)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Because I have a date this weekend. Seriously.
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Chaperoned Loremaster's date. :twisted:
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Dateless, I wept so excessively that my eyes swelled shut and I couldn't see to do my homework.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Empathy for the lovely ChoChiyo. The princess who saved me from pr0n and blindness.
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Found a stash of pr0n that Loremaster tossed out.
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Gotta deporn Dennis. *sigh* My mission is never ending. Who has time for homework?
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Have to deporn Cho! (Dennis infected her young mind). I don't have time for homework either!
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I got all the porn that everybody else threw out.
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Jealous of Cail's new pr0n collection. Too busy seething to do homework.
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Kevinswatch posted 1000 times, and I was distracted.
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Lameness of the assignment. I refuse to have anything to do with anything so uncool.
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Maybe if I assigned you something to do overnight, you'd understand why I didn't do it.
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Nobody tells me what to do. Especially the likes of you, Teach. Now get out of my face! Aw, man. Detention again?
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Original Sin.
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