Finish my Sentence Game...
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Cho, who had been surreptitiously measuring Loremaster for a shock collar, said, "I can reduce Loremaster's (reduce WAY down) and see if Lorelei will..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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ChoChiyo
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Cho, who had been surreptitiously measuring Loremaster for a shock collar, said, "I can reduce Loremaster's (reduce WAY down) and see if Lorelei will kick in a few bucks to buy a few more." Loremaster squealed like a little girl as....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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Loremaster squealed like a little girl as suddenly Sgt.Wood arrived with a blowtorch and ignited his collection of Superbimbo comic books. Loremaster wailed, "Why....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
Cho replies, "I'll let you have a sip out of my hip flask. Just don't let Cail see, you know what happens when he sees two drunk women. He always......
....smears himself with butter and begins the ritual Pasadena Dance of the Fool, which, in addition to the butter, requires the dancer to.....
....smears himself with butter and begins the ritual Pasadena Dance of the Fool, which, in addition to the butter, requires the dancer to.....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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ChoChiyo
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Cho replies, "I'll let you have a sip out of my hip flask. Just don't let Cail see, you know what happens when he sees two drunk women. He always smears himself with butter and begins the ritual Pasadena Dance of the Fool, which, in addition to the butter, requires the dancer to pant his posterior blue and bay at the moon."
And once he has completed this ritual, we will have to run because...
And once he has completed this ritual, we will have to run because...
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
But Cho stops and thinks "hmmmm ....
.....well, blue is my color, and I do like butter. But what this dance really needs is....
.....well, blue is my color, and I do like butter. But what this dance really needs is....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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But Cho stops and thinks "hmmmm ....
.....well, blue is my color, and I do like butter. But what this dance really needs is some chocolate syrup!"
So, Cho forages in Cail's refrigerator where she, to her astonishment, discovers...
.....well, blue is my color, and I do like butter. But what this dance really needs is some chocolate syrup!"
So, Cho forages in Cail's refrigerator where she, to her astonishment, discovers...
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
So, Cho forages in Cail's refrigerator where she, to her astonishment, discovers...
A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and ...
A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and ...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and places it over her head like a helmet. "Hey, look guys," she crows, "I'm ...."
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and places it over her head like a helmet.
"Hey, look guys," she crows, "I'm a...wait a minute... YUK! I just put a moldy thong on my head and got chocolate in my hair!"
Flinging the thong to the ground, Cho thinks that's as bad as...
"Hey, look guys," she crows, "I'm a...wait a minute... YUK! I just put a moldy thong on my head and got chocolate in my hair!"
Flinging the thong to the ground, Cho thinks that's as bad as...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Flinging the thong to the ground, Cho thinks that's as bad as the nasty smell of the unchanged Gremlin litterbox. So, she asks Cheval to change it out.
Reluntently, Cheval picks up the litterbox (while holding his nose), smiles at Cho ('cause he thinks she's cool), steps over the chocolate thong (Is that green fungus on those?), and then trips right into...
Reluntently, Cheval picks up the litterbox (while holding his nose), smiles at Cho ('cause he thinks she's cool), steps over the chocolate thong (Is that green fungus on those?), and then trips right into...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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ChoChiyo
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Reluntently, Cheval picks up the litterbox (while holding his nose), smiles at Cho ('cause he thinks she's cool), steps over the chocolate thong (Is that green fungus on those?), and then trips right into a swirling vortex of ultimate DOOOM.
"Oh, My GOD!" Cho shrieks, "Cheval has fallen into the swirling vortex of ultimate Doom! We must...."
"Oh, My GOD!" Cho shrieks, "Cheval has fallen into the swirling vortex of ultimate Doom! We must...."
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!