Finish my Sentence Game...
Moderator: Damelon
Quick! We need a ....roll of duct tape, a jar of mayonaise, an old priest, a young priest, and a 2x4. I'll take the 2x4, Lorelei, take the mayo and...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"I'll take the 2x4, Lorelei, take the mayo and smear it all over your body.
If that doesn't revive Cheval, then I will take the 2X4 and...
If that doesn't revive Cheval, then I will take the 2X4 and...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
If that doesn't revive Cheval, then I will take the 2X4 and...
...beat myself with it to contain myself, while everyone else duct tapes me to something solid and the priests get me to settle down. Of course, if the mayo-covered Lorelei does revive Cheval, then...
...beat myself with it to contain myself, while everyone else duct tapes me to something solid and the priests get me to settle down. Of course, if the mayo-covered Lorelei does revive Cheval, then...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"...Creator will have to use the 2X4 and duct tape to keep him from licking off the mayo. 
Then the two priests MUST..."
Then the two priests MUST..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Then the two priests MUST walk into a bar and order a double shot of Irish whiskey. This is needed to help the priests keep their mind on reviving Cheval instead of the mayo covered Lorelei
Meanwhile, something horrible has happended to Cho! She's slipped into a trance and is muttering chocolate, Chocolate, CHOCOLATE!!! Slowly she ....
Meanwhile, something horrible has happended to Cho! She's slipped into a trance and is muttering chocolate, Chocolate, CHOCOLATE!!! Slowly she ....
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
What's worse....
is that Creator starts SCREAMING as his foot touches the Chocolate Moldy Thong. He is slowly morphing in to a large...
is that Creator starts SCREAMING as his foot touches the Chocolate Moldy Thong. He is slowly morphing in to a large...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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ChoChiyo
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What's worse....
is that Creator starts SCREAMING as his foot touches the Chocolate Moldy Thong. He is slowly morphing in to a large chocolate bunny!
Smelling the rich, luscious flavor of chocolate, Zombie Cho turns slowly to Creator....
is that Creator starts SCREAMING as his foot touches the Chocolate Moldy Thong. He is slowly morphing in to a large chocolate bunny!
Smelling the rich, luscious flavor of chocolate, Zombie Cho turns slowly to Creator....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
Smelling the rich, luscious flavor of chocolate, Zombie Cho turns slowly to Creator. "Mmmmmmm, tasty, chocolate ...." Cho says in her Zombie voice. Thinking about his imminent fate Creator wiggles his bunnie tail and thinks ...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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ChoChiyo
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Thinking about his imminent fate Creator wiggles his bunnie tail and thinks, "My goodness! I am about to reap the hideous consequences from all those chocolate bunnies whose ears I bit off in time gone by! I must...."
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
"My goodness! I am about to reap the hideous consequences from all those chocolate bunnies whose ears I bit off in time gone by! I must find some way to turn myself back!"
Fortunatelty, Khat walks by and gives me the secret instructions to resume my normal form. Khat says "..."
Fortunatelty, Khat walks by and gives me the secret instructions to resume my normal form. Khat says "..."
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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ChoChiyo
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Khat says "Spin to your left thirteen times as you chant, No chocolate no chocolate no chocolate am I. I shall be human until I die." She smiles at him. "Just be sure you...."
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
"...jump to the left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane..."ChoChiyo wrote:Khat says "Spin to your left thirteen times as you chant, No chocolate no chocolate no chocolate am I. I shall be human until I die." She smiles at him. "Just be sure you...."
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
She says, "...I wish Cho was here because she alwaysLooks so good when she dresses up in a garter belt, stockings, and stiletto heels!"
At that point, the Creator bunny, enraged at his situation follows Khats directions and voila! He is returned to normal.
Simultaneously, due to Khat's provocative description, Cho appears dressed up in a garter belt, stockings, and stiletto heels! In a deep husky Cho says "...
At that point, the Creator bunny, enraged at his situation follows Khats directions and voila! He is returned to normal.
Simultaneously, due to Khat's provocative description, Cho appears dressed up in a garter belt, stockings, and stiletto heels! In a deep husky Cho says "...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!