God, that was awful. I mean, I thought most of those people could sing - in fact, I've heard a lot of them do it. Why couldn't they on this track?CovenantJr wrote:The horrible cover of the Band Aid song, by a load of insipid wasters.
Made me want them to vomit.
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Four more words: Courtney Love going commando.
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That Baby Can I Hold You cover is so bad that it put me off the original one, I always skip past it now as I can hear Ronan Keating (a man born with the amazing ability to make money by honking like a goose) in my head whenever it's on.Dark Doom wrote:Boy Zone - Baby Can I hold you, by Trace Chapman
Ronan Keating - Futher and Son, by Cat Stevens (Yusur Islam)
Really, Really bad. Most copies of songs are bad these days.
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Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant, Ratt, Dokken ohhhh the list goes on and on. Basically any poser with big hair who ever sang limp radio sanitised "rock" (Yeah, right) songs about what they do in the backs of cars, etc, etc,. while often ensuring the considerable musical talent of their bandmates is buried beneath the horrible rotting stench of their insatiable deisre to appeal to the lowest common denominator ohhh I hate them. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. Nasty, parasitic, grubby, smelly, stinking pieces of filthy, syphilitic ordure, death's too good for the bastards but string them up anyway aaaarrrggghhhhhhh.
Ahhh, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest.
Ahhh, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest.
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But Barton, come on, tell us how you REALLY feel!Sheriff Lytton wrote:Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant, Ratt, Dokken ohhhh the list goes on and on. Basically any poser with big hair who ever sang limp radio sanitised "rock" (Yeah, right) songs about what they do in the backs of cars, etc, etc,. while often ensuring the considerable musical talent of their bandmates is buried beneath the horrible rotting stench of their insatiable deisre to appeal to the lowest common denominator ohhh I hate them. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. Nasty, parasitic, grubby, smelly, stinking pieces of filthy, syphilitic ordure, death's too good for the bastards but string them up anyway aaaarrrggghhhhhhh.
Ahhh, I feel much better now I've got that off my chest.
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...How many of you can remember..Pat Boone..trying to do..Shake, Rattle and Roll...??,,yea Pat,,you're like a one eyed cat in a seafood store..now get this..singin that song..while dressed in his white pants,,white bucks,,and cashmeir sweater..and snnnnnaaaappin! his fingers to that rock and roll back beat..Heck, the coyotes out here in the desert , to this day, are howling at the moon over that stunt...GAAAAAaaaaaKKK!...MEL
What a shame to hear. I'm very fond of the original Band Aid, but I haven't listened to the new version. Now I'm not sure I want to.Murrin wrote:God, that was awful. I mean, I thought most of those people could sing - in fact, I've heard a lot of them do it. Why couldn't they on this track?CovenantJr wrote:The horrible cover of the Band Aid song, by a load of insipid wasters.
Made me want them to vomit.
