So, Mr. K started to get the bread for the sandwich. While Mr K cooked, in walked Creator. He looked around at Mr K and Cho, smiled, and then ...
pulled a pistol from his pocket and...
Finish my Sentence Game...
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Shocked but gratified Mr K and Cho exclaimed, "Our hero!" Cho offered him the grilled cheese sandwich as a reward, but Mr. K tried to steal it!
Creator took out his gun and sneered at Mr K. "This is a 44 Magnum, the most poweful gun in the world. And it can blow your head clean off. So you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well do you ... PUNK!?"
Suddently, Mr K....
Creator took out his gun and sneered at Mr K. "This is a 44 Magnum, the most poweful gun in the world. And it can blow your head clean off. So you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well do you ... PUNK!?"
Suddently, Mr K....
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
Suddently, Mr K burst into hysterical sobs and begged for mercy. At this shocking display of emotion, Cho and Creator chased him away, deciding he wasn't worth a bullet! After he left they shared the grilled cheese sandwich and then ...
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He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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After he left they shared the grilled cheese sandwich and then Cho said, "Let's go find Cail and drink a lot of his beer. He always has beer."
And Creator said, "...
And Creator said, "...
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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And Creator said, "Sounds great! Should we bring anything to offer in exchange?" "I have an idea," Cho said, smiling wickedly, "Let's bring some fireworks and blow stuff up! I bet Cail would love to blow some stuff up too! (And beer and blowing stuff up is always a good combination!)"
So, Creator....
So, Creator....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
So Creator called Cail, and much to his chagrin discovered that Cail had given up beer while trying to get into shape for summer. Cail did suggest Crown Royal and Diet Pepsi (of which he had plenty), along with the fireworks, and a healthy amount of....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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Cail did suggest Crown Royal and Diet Pepsi (of which he had plenty), along with the fireworks, and a healthy amount of Victoria Sectrets cataloges, which he used for coasters because he didn't want those unsightly glass rings on his end tables.
After several rounds of Crown Royal and Diet Pepsi, the fireworks were produced and....
After several rounds of Crown Royal and Diet Pepsi, the fireworks were produced and....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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She walked in, took one look, and said, "Cail..who your friend, he's so going to regret blowing the roof off my house!"
Creator, stunned at being singled out of the group, yelped, "....
Creator, stunned at being singled out of the group, yelped, "....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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Cail's wife looked at Creator, Cail, and Cho and said, "And how do the rest of you intend to escape my wrath?"
Cho said, "Cail, this is your significant other; tell us what to do."
Cail said, "...
Cho said, "Cail, this is your significant other; tell us what to do."
Cail said, "...
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
Cho said, "Cail, this is your significant other; tell us what to do."
Cail said, "...It's easy! All you have to do is whack her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and she will go away."
He then proceeded to do exactly that! Upon her departure, there was a knock on the door, revealing Mr. K with Khat on his arm. "Take THIS, Cho!" Mr. K snarled. "I think that... "
Cail said, "...It's easy! All you have to do is whack her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and she will go away."
He then proceeded to do exactly that! Upon her departure, there was a knock on the door, revealing Mr. K with Khat on his arm. "Take THIS, Cho!" Mr. K snarled. "I think that... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."