Finish my Sentence Game...
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Cail said, "...It's easy! All you have to do is whack her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and she will go away."
He then proceeded to do exactly that! Upon her departure, there was a knock on the door, revealing Mr. K with Khat on his arm. "Take THIS, Cho!" Mr. K snarled. "I think that it was a bad idea to set off the fireworks inside the house.
At that point Lorelei showed up, having just gotten the mayonnaise out of her hair and surveyed the damage after which she said ....
He then proceeded to do exactly that! Upon her departure, there was a knock on the door, revealing Mr. K with Khat on his arm. "Take THIS, Cho!" Mr. K snarled. "I think that it was a bad idea to set off the fireworks inside the house.
At that point Lorelei showed up, having just gotten the mayonnaise out of her hair and surveyed the damage after which she said ....
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At that point Lorelei showed up, having just gotten the mayonnaise out of her hair and surveyed the damage after which she said, "I can't leave you people alone for a second, can I?"
Cho asked, "Take what Mr. K?" To which he replied...
Cho asked, "Take what Mr. K?" To which he replied...

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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Cho asked, "Take what Mr. K?" To which he replied, "I know the name of every charactor is The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant...just thought you'd like to know" After an awkward silence...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
Cho asked, "Take what Mr. K?" To which he replied, "I know the name of every charactor is The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant...just thought you'd like to know" After an awkward silence Cho said "That response hurt my brain! I need a drink!!" Everyone eagerly agreed that they did too so ...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Everyone eagerly agreed that they did too so Cail cracked open another bottle of Crown Royal, and Creator rustled up some shaved ice, and they decided to skip the darn Diet Pepsi. After a few minutes of swilling this delightful brew, it seemed like a very good idea to....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

After a few minutes of swilling this delightful brew, it seemed like a very good idea to try a game of TWISTER! So everyone stripped down to their skivvies (to make it interesting) and began...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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So everyone stripped down to their skivvies (to make it interesting) and began giggling incoherently at the undergarment choices of some of the players. "Who would've thought Cail would be wearing Spiderman undies?" Cho giggled. And look what Mr. K is wearing....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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"OH," she cried, that's just impossible because I'd have to drape myself all the way over three people's bodies...and that fuzzy tiger striped loin cloth Creator is wearing is bound to tickle. I'll start laughing and fall down, and if that happens...."

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

I'll start laughing and fall down, and if that happens...."
Before she could finish her sentence,
Cho started laughing and fell down, creating a big pile of bodies.
And from beneath the pile, Cail yells out,
"HEY! Will someone get their hand out from..."
Before she could finish her sentence,
Cho started laughing and fell down, creating a big pile of bodies.
And from beneath the pile, Cail yells out,
"HEY! Will someone get their hand out from..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Cail yells out, "HEY! Will someone get their hand out from under my back, it's killing me!" "You think that's bad", Cho giggles, " I have the hiccups now! It's horrible! Somebody scare me so they go away."
Eager to be of service....
Eager to be of service....

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

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"Eager to be of service", Creator says, as he approaches Cho in his fuzzy tiger striped loin cloth. "This really is bound to tickle!", Creator says with a wicked gleam in his eye!! "Oh my God," shrieked Cho, hysterical with fear AND mirth. "I've never seen a grown man...."

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

"Oh my God," shrieked Cho, hysterical with fear AND mirth. "I've never seen a grown man so enthusiastic about tickling a poor little damsel in distress like me!!
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As, the pile of tangled and interlocked limbs slowly disentangles Cho says, "hey! I've got an idea!! We should all ..."

As, the pile of tangled and interlocked limbs slowly disentangles Cho says, "hey! I've got an idea!! We should all ..."
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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As, the pile of tangled and interlocked limbs slowly disentangles Cho says, "hey! I've got an idea!! We should all climb the water tower and spray paint our initials on it!" The response to this idea was...

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

...was somewhat mixed, since Mr. K was busily running his hands up and down Khat's thighs, and looked irritable and being disturbed by the prospect of having her get dressed again. Noticing this, Cho suggested, "well, since we are not ALL going, let's..... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."