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Bought some wine so Cho could feel better during her confession. Took all night so we drank two and a half bottles!
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Can't even begin to 'splain the effect two and a half bottles of wine had on my behavior! Let's just say that blue paint, water towers, and loud show tune singing was involved.

(News at 11 might have some footage.)

We WOULD have done the homework, but we needed kindling for the bonfire.
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Destroyed the video evidence of Cho and I - NO news at eleven or embarrassing videos on the Internet. [after all we might want to run for public office!] Accidentally destoryed our homework with the evidence!
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Eventually got tired out by all the carousing with Creator and had to nap. No homework was done while sleeping. sorry.
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Finally got tired as well. Curled up and went to sleep without giving homework a single thought!
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Grendel ate it. Had to call in Beowulf to exact vengeance. I don't speak Old English, so the language barrier was a bit of a problem.
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Harry Shearer used it as a Simpson's prop
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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I ..... am....... just too....... slow.........to complete.... it......... on......... time.
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It's 4:19...
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Jumped into a vat of cinnamon jelly belly jelly beans. Had to use my cell phone to call for help because it was more treacherous than it looked. Homework is still at the bottom of the vat and I am NOT going back in there!!!!
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Klinger got lipstick all over it.
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Loresraat - I was there last night taking classes that are so much cooler than yours. Check this out: *swirly-swirly-swirly-mumble-chant chant*

*silence*

Dang.
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Maleficent made me prick my finger on a spinning wheel and when I woke up there was this totally hot guy kissing me who told me he was, like an actual prince and he wanted to marry me and I was like, "Yeah," because he was a really good kisser, and princes are all like rich & stuff, so now I never have to do homework again, and you can just kiss my bum and call me "Princess."
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Noticed Myste's Prince ribbits and eats flys ... I think she's going to eventually be disappointed - laughing so hard can't do homework!
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Oriental fortune cookie say: "You do homework, you lead dull life." I always believe what I read in fortune cookies.
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PLEASE!!! NOT ANOTHER HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT!

My brain is on overload.
Cannot do any more homework tonight.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Quickly preparing frog leg fondue, I accidentally maimed Myste's prince....(He was actually quite delicious), I I had to spend the night making tiny little artificial legs for him.

Composing my letter of apology to Myste will take a long time too--don't count on any homework from me tomorrow either.
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Really tasted like chicken!! (Cho gave me some!) Too full to do homework!
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Stomach ache after realizing where the "chicken" came from.

Too sick to do homework. In fact, I won't be in school tomorrow either.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Too distraught over Mystes loss. I couldn't concentrate on homework
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Used two letters Cheval did!! So upset can't do homework!!
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