Oh good god... (SPOILERS)

Post by **Wormz1** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:57 am

So im talking to my "friend" and i say " hey ever read the thomas covenant books?" He says "Yeah dosnt he die in the end?" then i say "Im not even done the Illearth war you prick

" So i punched him in the rib cage. On a side note, I Hate People

Post by **danlo** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:03 am

I'll have to agree with you on all counts

Post by **onewyteduck** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:30 am

Good for you!

Post by **Revenant** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:40 am

What was it again that Mhoram said?

"Frown if being stoic is not enough;
Insult if frowning is not enough;
Hurt is insulting is not enough;
Maim if hurting is not enough;
Disable senselessly if maiming is not enough.
The bigger dude is he who can do most damage."

Or something like that.

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:35 pm

LOL - that's pretty good!

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:23 pm

Wormz1 wrote:So im talking to my "friend" and i say " hey ever read the thomas covenant books?" He says "Yeah dosnt he die in the end?" then i say "Im not even done the Illearth war you prick " So i punched him in the rib cage. On a side note, I Hate People

You're absolutely right. Even though that book was published 20 years ago, he should continue to assume that no one has read it yet.

Post by **Lord Doom** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:14 pm

Nobody likes a smart ass.

Post by **balon!** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:12 pm

I take offfense to that I'm a registered smart ass! i didnt go to four YEARS of smart ass school, to be demeaned like that!. . . . . . . . Im uhh gonna go now. . . . ..

Post by **Nathan** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:39 pm

I love smartarses, especially when they're really good at it.

Post by **hierachy** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:27 pm

Nathan wrote:I love smartarses, especially when they're really good at it.

Like me.

But yeah, don't worry... no one but Donaldson knows the *real* end, yet.

Post by **theDespiser** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:16 am

well, if theres a whole nother series to go, then whether he dies or not shouldnt really make much of a difference...you still gots ta read it to find out HOW everything happened...

*ahem*

its the journey, not the destination...or whatever

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:49 am

Balon wrote:I take offfense to that I'm a registered smart ass! i didnt go to four YEARS of smart ass school, to be demeaned like that!. . . . . . . . Im uhh gonna go now. . . . ..

We must have gone to the same school,
but only I graduated as a "Highly Intelligent Rectum".
Was your instructor Richard Cranium too? (He was a real dung-head)

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:36 am

cheval wrote:but only I graduated as a "Highly Intelligent Rectum".

Why, Cheval, how delightfully PC of you!

Post by **Myste** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm

I love that when you use the proper names for things--i.e., "Highly Intelligent Rectum"--it's so much more graphic than when you just use the slang. Yay Cheval!

Post by **Nathan** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:15 pm

Richard Cranium, lol

Post by **MrKABC** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:33 pm

Hey, the books have been out now for over TWENTY YEARS... Get with the program people!

No excuse for not having read them is acceptable.

READ...READ...READ...READ..... !

<grinning in anticipation of people flaming me for being sarcastic...

>

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:34 pm

Nathan wrote:Richard Cranium, lol

I just didn't get that yesterday

Post by **hierachy** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:53 pm

CovenantJr wrote:
Nathan wrote:Richard Cranium, lol
I just didn't get that yesterday

Idiot

Post by **theDespiser** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:25 am

heh...took me till the second read

Post by **Starfares Gem** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:23 pm

Me and my friend were both reading 'The Power that Preserves' and he finished two days before me, and tells me the end. And he *knew* I was reading it at the time.

Evil.

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