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Lorelei wrote:Why does a man lose all sense of chivalry as soon as he moves into your house?
Corollary:

Why does a woman grow fangs as soon as she moves in to YOUR house? :P
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Why does my Dentist cram 50 pieces of equipment in my mouth and then ask me a question? :roll:
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Why is it that when traffic is at a crawl (because everybody is on the road), it is called "rush hour"?
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Why do people buy a Burger, Fries, super-size it, and ask for a diet coke?

-why do people drink diet pop at all?
-you might as well drink water, it's better for you, and it doesn't taste like diet pop.
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Why do you park on your driveway, and drive on a parkway?
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MrKABC wrote:Why do you park on your driveway, and drive on a parkway?
been there... done that.
(See 1st post) :)

Why is it that people will say: "Let's do lunch", when they eat it instead?
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...women give extended essay answers to "yes or no"-type questions?
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cheval wrote:
MrKABC wrote:Why do you park on your driveway, and drive on a parkway?
been there... done that.
(See 1st post) :)

Why is it that people will say: "Let's do lunch", when they eat it instead?
Whoops! My bad! :oops:

Why is it that dogs must eat messy things on the carpet and not on the tile floor?
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MrKABC wrote:Why is it that dogs must eat messy things on the carpet and not on the tile floor?
Acctually, that one's been done too.
Why is it that MR K doesn't read all of the posts? :lol:
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drew wrote:
MrKABC wrote:Why is it that dogs must eat messy things on the carpet and not on the tile floor?
Acctually, that one's been done too.
Why is it that MR K doesn't read all of the posts? :lol:
OUCH!!! Bummer.. I just happened to see my dogs happily contaminating my carpet when I posted that... :oops:

Why is it that I can't think of (and post) these things FIRST???
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Why is it that there is always plenty of time to complete a project until the day it is due?
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Why is it that, if you don't visit Kevinswatch for a week, there's about three new posts, but if you go away for half a day, there's about a hundred?
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Why is it that you could be the nicest person around,
but people will still fear you because you have:
a) long hair
b) or tattoos
c) or body piercings
d) or look like Berek?

(My case - a.)
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cheval wrote:Why is it that you could be the nicest person around,
but people will still fear you because you have:
a) long hair
b) or tattoos
c) or body piercings
d) or look like Berek?

(My case - a.)
Gee I wish I had long hair! They must be jealous Cheval.

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Why is it that, when one of your kids has the stomach flu, he's the one who is on the TOP BUNK.

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Why is it that you will hit "snooze" 6 times every 9 minutes rather than just resetting the alarm for an hour later?
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Why is it that "snooze" is always 9 minutes instead of a full 10?
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Why is it that the United States of America is governed in a place called:
The District of Columbia?
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It's 4:19...
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...when I need to get up early, I can't sleep... and when I have all night free to party, I am sleepy???
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