Immediately she ...
called all her friends from the Watch to help her devour the huge sunday. She told each of them to "bring your own spoon, dish, marachino cherries <because there wasn't any on it> and to also bring...
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Immediately she ...
called all her friends from the Watch to help her devour the huge sunday. She told each of them to "bring your own spoon, dish, marachino cherries and to also bring... LOTS and LOTS of whipped cream! We're going to have us a PARTY!"
"Wait a minute," cried out Cheval.
"Isn't this how things got started a while ago?"
Rolling his eyes, Mr. KABC said,"...
called all her friends from the Watch to help her devour the huge sunday. She told each of them to "bring your own spoon, dish, marachino cherries and to also bring... LOTS and LOTS of whipped cream! We're going to have us a PARTY!"
"Wait a minute," cried out Cheval.
"Isn't this how things got started a while ago?"
Rolling his eyes, Mr. KABC said,"...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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Rolling his eyes, Mr. KABC said,"Why can't I ever wake up in a wading pool full of ice cream, chocolate syrup, bananas and whipping cream? Why do I always have to wake up in an alley behind the ...."
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
Why do I always have to wake up in an alley behind the ....strip joint, intoxicated out of my mind on Haruchai rum?" Mr. KABC grumbled loudly. "I wish I could stop doing that, but the ChoChiyo lap dances are SOOO hard to resist!"
Back inside the strip club, Cho was still in her pool of sundae, with eager customers spraying her with whipped cream. "Hey all of you, don't forget to tip! Cho's customers then.... ?
Back inside the strip club, Cho was still in her pool of sundae, with eager customers spraying her with whipped cream. "Hey all of you, don't forget to tip! Cho's customers then.... ?
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Cho's customers then all started showering her with white gold dollars, dollars they had purchased at the Watch.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash and omnipotent Creator appeared! "Cho, how has Mr.KABC corrupted you!". With an arcane wave of his hands Cho was tranported back to her bed, alone - in her fuzzy jammies and immediately fell to sleep. With another wave, Mr.KABC was transported into the Ice Cream and PERMANENTLY transformed into a voluptuous woman! Cail, eyed MsKABC and with a leer said...
Suddenly there was a blinding flash and omnipotent Creator appeared! "Cho, how has Mr.KABC corrupted you!". With an arcane wave of his hands Cho was tranported back to her bed, alone - in her fuzzy jammies and immediately fell to sleep. With another wave, Mr.KABC was transported into the Ice Cream and PERMANENTLY transformed into a voluptuous woman! Cail, eyed MsKABC and with a leer said...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Mr.KABC was transported into the Ice Cream and PERMANENTLY transformed into a voluptuous woman! Cail, eyed MsKABC and with a leer said, "You are one ugly woman!". Incredubly hurt, and of course hormonolly confused MISS KABC then....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Incredubly hurt, and of course hormonolly confused MISS KABC then became aware of an irresistable craving for chocolate and some strange cramping sensations in her lower abdomin. "Quick! Somebody! I need....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
sensations in her lower abdomin. "Quick! Somebody! I need....a crucifix! With that and a large supply of holy water I can undo the damage that the errant Creator did! Suddenly, Miss KABC realized that she had a well-endowed chest. "Heyyyy.... maybe this ain't all THAT bad after all" she said with a leer. Maybe if I...... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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"Heyyyy.... maybe this ain't all THAT bad after all" she said with a leer. Maybe if I jump into the water, I will float with my very own floatation devices!"
Without further ado, MISS KABC fled to the ocean and lept in, which proved to be a terrible mistake as....
Without further ado, MISS KABC fled to the ocean and lept in, which proved to be a terrible mistake as....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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Without further ado, MISS KABC fled to the ocean and lept in, which proved to be a terrible mistake as a pod of Sperm Whale who were looking for quick shallow good times happened upon the pert miss and ....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
happened upon the pert miss and ....would have had their way with Miss KABC, but for the brave Wyte Duck that interceded. "Stop that, you horny old whales!" OneWyteDuck quacked harshly. Can't you see the poor miss is terrified? Now get on out of here, and don't you.... "
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Now get on out of here, and don't you swim on out to sea where you belong?"
But the whales only scoffed at the brave duck and shot streams of salt water our of their blow holes as they winked and wiggled at MissKABC.
The biggest, brawniest whale said, "...
But the whales only scoffed at the brave duck and shot streams of salt water our of their blow holes as they winked and wiggled at MissKABC.
The biggest, brawniest whale said, "...
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
The biggest, brawniest whale said, "She's pretty hot!, but what's with the pajamas?"-To this Miss KABC and MR Cho responded...
"You think that's something, catch MR Cho in the fuzzy pink teddy!"
At the thought of THAT, the whale began to...
"You think that's something, catch MR Cho in the fuzzy pink teddy!"
At the thought of THAT, the whale began to...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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They are the latest thing in swimwear and Sports Illustrated has been hounding me to model them in the swimsuit issue. And would you STOP calling me Mr. Cho!!! No one has transformed me into a male! I think I would be in a position to know! (Plus, Creator knows the repercussions would be horrific should he try to change me into a man!)"
Steam rolled out of sweet, feminineCho's ears as she howled her rage and ...
Steam rolled out of sweet, feminineCho's ears as she howled her rage and ...
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
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stealing a spell from Creator launched a lightning bolt at Ducky!! "Hey! Watch the feathers! Remember I'm on your side!" But suddenly Ducky realized that Cho was now possessed and yelled, "Help me Creator, you're our only hope ...
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.