Finish my Sentence Game...
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"Hey! ..." Shouted the Duck. "I'm an innocent bystander here!" The bolt of power suddenly froze in midair as the Creator imposed a moratorium of power. With a theatrical wave of the Creator-hand, Mr. KABC was restored, OneWyteDuck was turned into a glorious swan, and Cho was decked out in a Fredericks of Hollywood lacy outfit, and a wedding ring with Mr. KABC's name engraved on it appeared on her finger. The Creator snickered, and said....
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
The Creator snickered, and said "just kidding!", and with a wink of his eye, Miss KABC was back - staring in a mirror thinking "Damn! I'm built well!" and Ducky, narrowly missing the bolt said "I know your a 'she' Cho, it was a typo!", and Cho was back in her comfortable fuzzy jammies!
Suddenly, an evil mist coalesced, and out to challenge Creator came ...
Suddenly, an evil mist coalesced, and out to challenge Creator came ...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
Suddenly, an evil mist coalesced, and out to challenge Creator came ...
Khatalena bWraith with the full power of her white gold, and full of PMS venom, She pointed to Creator and exclaimed; "The world is confusing enough without this confusion of He-She's. From now on all ..."
Khatalena bWraith with the full power of her white gold, and full of PMS venom, She pointed to Creator and exclaimed; "The world is confusing enough without this confusion of He-She's. From now on all ..."
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
She pointed to Creator and exclaimed; "The world is confusing enough without this confusion of He-She's. From now on all animals shall be ASEXUAL!!!"
At that point, khatalenabwraith, with the help of Cho, MR. KABC, and Cheval (Whom had snuck-in unnoticed), began to stalk towards Creator and...
At that point, khatalenabwraith, with the help of Cho, MR. KABC, and Cheval (Whom had snuck-in unnoticed), began to stalk towards Creator and...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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animals shall be ASEXUAL!!!"
At that point, khatalenabwraith, with the help of Cho, MR. KABC, and Cheval (Whom had snuck-in unnoticed), began to stalk towards Creator and attacked him with magical silicone breast implants that would cause...
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At that point, khatalenabwraith, with the help of Cho, MR. KABC, and Cheval (Whom had snuck-in unnoticed), began to stalk towards Creator and attacked him with magical silicone breast implants that would cause...
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Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Smirking, MissKABC let loose with a 10 plus Hammer of Smacking, suddenly Sam Donaldson stepped from behind a shrubbery and cried to Cho, "I'll give you $1,000,000 for the incredible story of MissKABC's transformation!". Hearing how much her transformation was worth, Miss KABC ....
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Hearing how much her transformation was worth, Miss KABC was both appauled and dissgusted. "You can't put a price tag on what we've been through!" He yelled vehemently. "Don't you get it?" He asked more softly, "It doesn't matter if you're a man, or a woman, or a he-male or a she-male...it doesn't matter who has boobies, and who has weenies, all that matter is.." Unfortunalty, his speech was cut off by Jay, of kevinswatch, who just wanted everyone to get along, so he suggested...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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He's different from us, he's......One of THEM. The group glared at Jay. "I'm not holding hands with that dude!" swore Cho. Creator made a subtle hand gesture and restored Mr. KABC's former appearance, and screwed him out of the $10 large in the process. OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, making such a commotion that the Creator waved his hand again and suddenly there were TwoBrownDucks. "Damn!" said Brown Duck #1. "I'll get you for this! All I have to do is....... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
"Damn!" said Brown Duck #1. "I'll get you for this! All I have to do is... " But #1 didn't finish! Creator pointed at #1 and a bolt of lightning fried #1 and an arcane wave turned #1 into supper!!
"Yummmy", Mr. KABC said, "I ...
"Yummmy", Mr. KABC said, "I ...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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But #1 didn't finish! Creator pointed at #1 and a bolt of lightning fried #1 and an arcane wave turned #1 into supper!!
"Yummmy", Mr. KABC said, "I want the drumstick", as he tore off the dead ducks left leg and proceded to eat. "Yum", said Mr. KABC, "this is really...." He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked.....
"Yummmy", Mr. KABC said, "I want the drumstick", as he tore off the dead ducks left leg and proceded to eat. "Yum", said Mr. KABC, "this is really...." He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked.....
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked closer to #2. Saddened he pleaded with Creator to make things better. With a look of concentration Creator spread his hands wide! Time rewound !!!
OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, and Creator (this time!) ....
OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, and Creator (this time!) ....
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked closer to #2. Saddened he pleaded with Creator to make things better. With a look of concentration Creator spread his hands wide! Time rewound !!!
OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, and Creator (this time!) made feathers of varying hues sprout all over KABC's body....including a very large tuft of brilliant orange and purple ones which swept down in a magnificent tail!
WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....
OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, and Creator (this time!) made feathers of varying hues sprout all over KABC's body....including a very large tuft of brilliant orange and purple ones which swept down in a magnificent tail!
WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....
Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!
WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....was staring over the Creator's shoulder at the looming figure of Cail, who proceeded to strike the Creator unconcious with a short series of Haruchai blows! Mr. KABC applauded, "Thanks Cail. That Creator was really messing with me. Now, how do I get rid of this Las Vegas looking feather outfit?" Cail replied.....
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....was staring over the Creator's shoulder at the looming figure of Cail, who proceeded to strike the Creator unconcious with a short series of Haruchai blows! Mr. KABC applauded, "Thanks Cail. That Creator was really messing with me. Now, how do I get rid of this Las Vegas looking feather outfit?" Cail replied.....
....."No time for that, I've got you booked for 3 weeks at Caesar's Palace opening for Tom Jones. Keep the feathers on and take this....
....."No time for that, I've got you booked for 3 weeks at Caesar's Palace opening for Tom Jones. Keep the feathers on and take this....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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