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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

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Ok guys....you all know how this works!

Auntie Em devastated over disappearance of Dorothy. I have to go sit with her.
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Bo Derek asked to go out with me - can't disappoint HER!!!
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Creator kept transforming me--male/female/male/female/male....I'm so confused, I don't know WHO to date!
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

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Dang it! That irresistable Cho has asked me to be with HER tonight, so I can't make it this evening...
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EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!! You're disgusting.
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For the last time, I don't like Korean food!
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Gotta clean my navel out tonight.
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How could I possibly eat a WYTE duck? I only like BROWN ones!
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Ick! You have naval lint!
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Junk food gave me gas,
You REALLY don't want to go out in public with me for a while.
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Knife got stuck in the dishwasher, I've got to get it out.
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Love of Fire prevents me from loving people....sooner or later, everyone goes up in flames.

It's better this way. Trust me.
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Martians don't let me date earthlings - sorry!
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Need no companionship, I have discovered Onanism.
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Onanism a disappointment. Must seek counseling. First appointment is tonight.
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Hellfire! I just found out I have leprosy! :P
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Pulling my.....Uhhhh, discovered Onanism.
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Yuk! The monkey shook hands with the Bishop while being spanked? :P 8O :faint: :?
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Quick - have to cancel date to have time to explain ABCs to danlo!! ;)
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Rejection by ChoChiyo has depressed me to the point that I can't make our date...
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