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cause and effect game

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Here's an idea:A if I did this to you,you would do this to me game.Example If I poked you in the eye you would?Or if I peed on the toilet lid you would?Then follow with a threat to be addressed by the next taker.It could be good things too,like if I brought you breakfast in bed you would?Well I don't guess it is so much a game as it is an opprotunity to be humorus.
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if you brought me breakfast in bed,
i would...have to explain a lot to my wife!

if I made you the hero of my novel...
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If you made me the hero of your novel... nobody would buy it.

If I bought you a knife...
"We probably could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy to try very hard... and too damn cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
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If I bought you a knife...I would julienne some vegetables


If I read you a story...
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If I read you a story...I would sleep soundly in your arms


If I fell asleep soundly in your arms...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If I fell asleep soundly in your arms... I'd probably drool on you.

If I drooled on you...
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If I drooled on you...You'd spit in my face!!!

If I spat (spitted?) in your face...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If you spat in my face... I'd tell everyone about your... you know, that thing you did at that place! Yeah, that one!

If I dressed your dog up in your toddler's clothes...
"We probably could have saved ourselves, but we were too damned lazy to try very hard... and too damn cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Now if you remember all great paintings have an element of tragedy to them. Uh, for instance if you remember from last week, the unicorn was stuck on the aircraft carrier and couldn't get off. That was very sad. " - Kids in the Hall
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If I dressed your dog up in your toddler's clothes...
you would probably put a dog's leash on my toddler.

If I drew your picture and painted it on the side of your home...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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If you drew my picture and painted it on the side of my home-I would find great joy in the vexation of my neighbors and the people who slowed down to gawk as they drove by. If I snuck up behind you and gave you a wedgie ............................
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I snuck up behind you and gave you a wedgie,
I would use my pepper spray on you.

if I wrote a song for you...
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if I wrote a song for you, I would sing it to you in Braille.

If you were one of the last 100 people on Earth...
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If I were one of the last 100 people on Earth, there'd be less chance of the survival of the human race.

If I ate your entire birthday cake...
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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If I ate your entire birthday cake...you'd be allowed to eat mine!!

If I forgot to take out the trash again....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If I forgot to take out the trash again....you may find yourself at the curb next garbage day.

if I stole your heart...
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If you stole my heart........My wife would kick my a$$ then track you down with her Mercury Villager and beat you with the fireplace poker she keeps under the bed for protection-fear the fireplace poker.If I
shaved your cat.........................
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If I shaved your cat...You'd be the laughing-stock at the pet store.

If I shaved your BACK...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If I shaved your back....your wife would wonder who you are!

If you don't stop THAT, you ...........
"let the storm of thought spend itself. Presently you will arrive upon a calm sea."......Walter Lanyon
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If you don't stop THAT, you ........... could pull something.

If I tried to tickle you....
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If I tried to tickle you....I would start to laugh and tears would come from my eyes.

If I started to cry you ...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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