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I'd guess the richest of us is the person who will leave the tip and pay for delivery.
"All right Dennisrwood," Onewyteduck said.
"hand over your T4 from last year..I hear you civil servants do pretty well!"
Just as dennis was digging through all of his financial records (which for some reason he brought with him to the Land)-a shimmering light was seen in the distance. Upon a closer observation, everyone noticed how Strong looking it was, and that it was covered in crawling ants!!-It could only be the Puisance of Formication. There was only one thing left for the team to do.....
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T4 from last year..I hear you civil servants do pretty well!"
Just as dennis was digging through all of his financial records (which for some reason he brought with him to the Land)-a shimmering light was seen in the distance. Upon a closer observation, everyone noticed how Strong looking it was, and that it was covered in crawling ants!!-It could only be the Puisance of Formication. There was only one thing left for the team to do. RUNAWAY! Shrieking in terror, the Watchers all scattered among the.......
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Shrieking in terror, the Watchers all scattered among the.......trees of Garroting Deep, ignoring the repeated pleas of the Forestal Caer-ChoChiyo that "only YOU can prevent a forest fire!" The Puissance of Formication drew nearer, and the angry buzz of the swarming ants became louder. "Hey Duck!" shouted Dennis, "They are after your pizza!" The Duck looked stricken, and then, quacking nervously, proceeded to.....
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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"Hey Duck!" shouted Dennis, "They are after your pizza!" The Duck looked stricken, and then, quacking nervously, proceeded to run away in a blind panic.
"I am NOT giving up my pizza!" Duck shrieked as he left his fellow companions behind.
"There is only one other choice." Forestal Caer-ChoChiyo grimmly said.
"And that is to..."
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"There is only one other choice." Forestal Caer-ChoChiyo grimmly said.
"And that is to destroy the Puissance of Formication with ...
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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destroy the Puissance of Formication with the help of the late, great High Lord Pink Panther." The Forestal began her song, "De dant, de dant, de dant, de dant, de dant, de dant, de dant, de daaaaant, de de de dant". Suddenly, off in the distance a shimmering pink mist began to appear. As it began to take shape.......
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As it began to take shape.......a pair of yellow eyes coalesced in the cloud, carious and venomous as fangs. They appeared to regard the Watchers with the utterest contempt. Caer-ChoChiyo, oblivious to the danger, continued to sing, "Garroting Deep! Forgive! For I am doomed to fail this war..." while the Puissance of Formication drew nearer. The snarling ants grew larger, and then......
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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The snarling ants grew larger, and then......
changed into mants! half man/ half ant. suddenly Stephen R Donaldson stepped from behind a shubbery and said...
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Suddenly Stephen R Donaldson stepped from behind a shubbery and said,
"Wait a minute, this is not how I would have written a story about the wonderful folks on Kevin's Watch.
I would have done this instead."
With a wave of his hand, the scenery blurred and faded to black. Everyone then found themselves in the "Land of SDR" where...
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With a wave of his hand, the scenery blurred and faded to black. Everyone then found themselves in the "Land of SDR" where They decided to hire a private investigator to see where they were.
As they walked into her office, they noticed she had a hook for a hand, and sitting next to her was....
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As they walked into her office, they noticed she had a hook for a hand, and sitting next to her was a huge green parrot.
"May I help you?" asked the parrot.
As everyone stared at the parrot, it became apparent that the P.I. WAS the parrot!
The ever cool and calm Cheval said,
"We are here to..."
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"We are here to...kick ass and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of hubba bubba boyo!" with this the PI stodd up and pulled out his cold metal...
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with this the PI stodd up and pulled out his cold metal...stave from his desk drawer. Dark ichor flowed from the end of it, and wherever the acid dripped upon the ground, a loud hissing sound and smoke bloomed. Brandishing this weapon at Cheval, the P.I. parrot snarled, "......
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...stave from his desk drawer. Dark ichor flowed from the end of it, and wherever the acid dripped upon the ground, a loud hissing sound and smoke bloomed. Brandishing this weapon at Cheval, the P.I. parrot snarled, "Listen up! The horse is going to get it unless one of you brings me a White Gold.....
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The horse is going to get it unless one of you brings me a White Gold Cracker! Creator appeared in the room with a flash of light and said "Awwww, does PI want a cracker!!" in a taunting tone. Surprised at his appearance ....
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Creator appeared in the room with a flash of light and said "Awwww, does PI want a cracker!!" in a taunting tone. Surprised at his appearance the parrot soiled himself. It landed on the newspaper in the cage, on closer inspection there was an interesting article on that paper, it was about Stephen R Donalson and his...
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on closer inspection there was an interesting article on that paper, it was about Stephen R Donalson and his...trusty Forestal companion Caer-ChoChiyo. The accompanying photograph showed Stephen mourning over the loss of his Forestal friend, who was consumed by large ants that had emerged from a passing Puissance of Formication. Donaldson was quoted as saying, "Garroting Deep! Forgive!" and wondering how the Forest would survive without...
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Donaldson was quoted as saying, "Garroting Deep! Forgive!" and wondering how the Forest would survive without Caer-ChoChiyo.
However, in his grief, Mr. Donaldson had forgotten that he made it possible to break the Law of Death.
Mr. KABC, knowing this fact, said," Hey everyone, let's help out the chap and..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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click our heels together three times and chant, "There's NO Chiyo like CHOchiyo."

Thus, they did it, and behold!

A flash of dazzling light enveloped them, followed by the enticing scent of chocolate. Suddenly, in the midst of them all stood....
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

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A flash of dazzling light enveloped them, followed by the enticing scent of chocolate. Suddenly, in the midst of them all stood the one and only...
Stephen R. Donaldson! (Standing next to Cho Chiyo, of course)

"I'm outta here!" squawked the P.I. parrot and flew out the window.
"I hope you all learned your lesson." beemed Cho.
"The smell of chocolate always makes me want to..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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