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In the name of crass exploitation, I have decided to take the fresh ideas of others and make stale, uninspiring parodies. I present:

FOULTARS!!!*%$#\@

You have a choice of either Ted Danson or Tony Danza. Here's a sample:

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You know, I thought about doing a "dANtars" thread, but fortunately, I had the class not to actually do it.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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I admire your strength, dAN.

Foultar purchasers: if you want to further customize your Foultar, I can add a quirky catchphrase, but it can only be either “The 80s never ended!” or “The butler did it.”
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Post by hierachy »

I would ask for a Foultar, but I am too scared of refusal; I don't think I can take something like that again.
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Really? Then you probably don't want to hear that even if I were to do dANetars, I would refuse to do yours.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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Post by Nathan »

I agree, we should all tar foul.

I'll bring the feathers!
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I'll bring the hot tar!
I love me some Foul
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Post by ur-bane »

Welcome to the Watch Lord Fowl.....I would have thought you would bring the feathers.
Oh boy.. I hope I don't get the posting confused between Lord Foul and Fowl. Just in case...I have an avatar for you.......

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Post by hierachy »

Lord Foul and Lord Fowl are the same person. :P
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Post by Fangthane the Render »

:twisted: no they're not! :twisted:
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Fangthane the Render wrote::twisted: no they're not! :twisted:
Mwa ha ha ha ha!! HAHA HAHAHA
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Post by Myste »

8O
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Yes, but - if Avatar started doing custom avatars... what would he call them?
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Post by Nathan »

tartars perhaps?
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Post by ur-bane »

Can I have some seafood with my tartar? 8O
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Post by hierachy »

Avalest's avatars would face the same problem. Luckily I am not him... :shifty:
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Fangthane the Render wrote::twisted: no they're not! :twisted:
Hellfire!
I don't need a signature!
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:haha: (I find that funny for some reason, TC :P )
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Post by Alynna Lis Eachann »

Ignore this place for two days, and look at the trouble you people get into... :roll:
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Post by dANdeLION »

If I had a foultar, it would look like this:

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Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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