ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:22 am

Intestines are bothering me...(but they still don't have as much hot air as you.

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Post by **MrKABC** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:19 am

Jerking off is more fun than going out with you!

(and cheaper too)

Post by **drew** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:12 pm

KABC had me in stiches...sorry, I'd be laughing the entire date!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:30 pm

Laxatives took effect... I'm still willing if you are, as long as you can lend me a large bucket.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:20 pm

Me no date pretty smart woman....me lines never work on she.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:50 pm

No man is an island - but that doesn't mean I want to nudge noses with a continent.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:24 am

Oragami Seminar is being held

Post by **dennisrwood** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:04 am

pickles are on sale at Stuff-mart

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:41 pm

Quiet desperation at home sounds better than a pointless date in a noisy restaurant.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:32 pm

Receeding hairlines turn me off... especially when it is a girl's hairline!

Post by **drew** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:15 pm

Sillmarian might be made into a Movie someday..if it does I'll take you..

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:09 am

There's a real slim chance that the Queen might call me up for tea......I have to be ready for that.

Post by **dennisrwood** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:27 pm

unbelievable as it seems, but I've been called up for active duty in the Salvation Army!

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:02 pm

Vacation is over, gotta go to work

Post by **MrKABC** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:49 pm

Warts on your ***** definitely are a sign that we should not go out!

Post by **onewyteduck** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:51 am

Xcema (ok, I know that isn't how it's spelled but work with me here!) of yours is really, really gross

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:30 pm

Yuri Geller bent all my keys and now I'm trapped in my own apartment.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:24 pm

Zipper on my pencil bag is stuck, so I'm moving to Africa (Don't ask. It's a long story.)

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:03 pm

Another secret mission was assigned to me.
I could tell you what it is, but then I'd have to kill you.

Post by **drew** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:36 pm

BA-Ba Booey.
That's right, I said "Ba-ba Booey" If you got a problem with that, I guess we can't go out!

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