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My, people at KW have dirty minds! :wink:

This post alone has gotten me to double-check everything I say for potentially incriminating content. :oops:
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kevinswatch wrote:Be one with the cow.
Love as thou wilt.

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This quote from the Runes forum speaks for itself.
Wayfriend wrote:If someone says "Nom!" and Nom comes, then there's some new factor involved.
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To say the least Ur-bane! That would really be some twist!

IMHO, that might now be the funniest one yet!
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Avatar wrote: ...you're one of the poor buggers who has to go to the trouble of actually doing the raising and lowering? :)
brinn18 wrote:Linden feels the power of that being when he is in Anele
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The Pumpkin King wrote:My, people at KW have dirty minds! :wink:

This post alone has gotten me to double-check everything I say for potentially incriminating content. :oops:
A challenge. :D 8)
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:oops:


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This one comes from High Lord Tolkien...

I guess ol' Karesyn isn't as old as we thought eh?
So the Kemper COULD use it just like with Linden.
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Must be another effect that the Croyel bestow!!!
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Brinn wrote:he was caught corking his bat.
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Originally speaking of Earthpower:
Fist and Faith wrote:If you do it a certain way, enough energy is released to warm you.


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Directly from the think tank:
Alynna wrote: Just hose out the body cavity and you're good to go.
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"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
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ur-bane wrote:People abuse themselves
8O
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Sherrif Lytton wrote:"...they do it because they enjoy it. Although, since I damaged my back about a year ago I've had many a painful night..."
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Loremaster wrote:I have a big red twanger!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Redness is a sign of pain. That twanger must be sore. 8O

Here's one from Khat (don't get upset drew ;) )
khatalenabwraith wrote: (I was just going to bump you anyway!)
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"Carrion, my wayward son."
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I wont get upset especially since you wrote:
ur-bane wrote:I certainly do, but after you after me, drew. :D
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:R


Hmmm...right back at you, there.... :twisted:
drew wrote:This game gets kind of boring when just two people are playing it eh?
So, what are you into, hmmMMMM? ;)

Oh, and before I forget, here's a great one from Myste (she was actually speaking of candy):
Myste wrote:Anyone want to see how hard I can bounce off my cubicle walls?
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"Carrion, my wayward son."
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I'm not sure if Lurch meant this to be dirty or not:
lurch wrote:... maybe she'd let me repair her fishnets,,while shes still inside em.
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Post by dennisrwood »

I said...

since Zeph obviously 'liked' me
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