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Why is it that there are people on the watch with MORE White Gold Dollars the Stephen R Donaldson?

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Why is it that I can have lots of white gold dollars but no real money?
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Why is it that every time you are looking for something,
You can never find it.
But if you don't need it, it is always in your way?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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Why is it that everytime you're in a real hurry your car keys disappear?
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Why is it that I am wide awake when it is time to go to sleep, and yet completely sleepy when it is time to get up?
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"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
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Why is it that when most people say they want to discuss religion, they never want to hear about yours?
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Why is it that I cannot seem to stay with the "ABC" system in Mallory's,
and I had Journalism in high school?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it that slow cars must drive in the fast lane and block traffic? Can't they just be considerate and move over? When the 2 right lanes are passing you, you have no business in the left lane! (Reverse that for those in England ;) )
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
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"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Why is it that Human Resources never seems to be that resourceful, and rarely seems human?
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Why is it that I can't seem to get an "in" with Cho?
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why do I work and owe the irs, but my DIL doesn't work and gets 3 grand in return?
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Why is it that when I take a vacation from work (workplace),
I still work (at home)?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it that toilet paper is perforated into those little squares? Does anyone use just one?

Why is it that toilet paper either smears or leaves dingleberries?

Why is it that some toilet paper is perfumed? Are we really going to ask somebody to verify that the perfume took?
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Why is it that ur-bane finds TP so fascinating?
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Why is it that im am posting on Kevins watch instead of working?
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Why is it that, every time I see a new post in this thread, I feel it nessecarry to add one myself?
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Why is it that...I always seem to follow directly after drew when I write exactly what I have just written?
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Post by Cheval »

Why is it that the people who make the most noise about T.V. violence,
are the same ones who don't see anything wrong with letting their kids watch Saturday morning cartoons?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by ProRider514 »

Why is it that Futurama has been consistently better than the simpsons, but the futurama is canceled and the simpsons r still on they air? (dont get me wrong tho, the simpsons is cool)
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Post by drew »

Why is iit no one posted in this thread for like four and a half months?
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a bottle in the cellar
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