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"The smell of chocolate always makes me want to...do the robot!" as Cho did the strange mechanical dance, the others decided to join in. And there was much rejoicing.
Then...
Then...

Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.
"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"
Take that, you Varlet!

And there was much rejoicing.
Then...Mr. KABC brought out several dozen roses and presented them to Cho. "I've missed you," choked out Mr. K with misty eyes. Drew glanced over at the tearful reunion, all the while gyrating robotically. "Hey you two! Get a room!" he shouted. Stephen Donaldson grimaced, and said, "...
Then...Mr. KABC brought out several dozen roses and presented them to Cho. "I've missed you," choked out Mr. K with misty eyes. Drew glanced over at the tearful reunion, all the while gyrating robotically. "Hey you two! Get a room!" he shouted. Stephen Donaldson grimaced, and said, "...
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Drew glanced over at the tearful reunion, all the while gyrating robotically. "Hey you two! Get a room!" he shouted. Stephen Donaldson grimaced, and said, ".Hellfire! HEllfire and Bloody Damnation! How am I going to explain this one to ll my fan?"
"No prob" Answered MR K "I'll olet you come on my radio show, you must be getting tiered of the whole writting thing anyways..?"
All mouths were agape at such a suggestion. Surprizingly though Mr Donaldson replied...
"No prob" Answered MR K "I'll olet you come on my radio show, you must be getting tiered of the whole writting thing anyways..?"
All mouths were agape at such a suggestion. Surprizingly though Mr Donaldson replied...
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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"Golden boy with feet of clay," said Mr Donaldson, "will be one of the songs on the disc, along with Foul's Bowels, and Caesure Salad Dressing "
"Now, if only I could..."
"Now, if only I could..."

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
"Now, if only I could get Vain, Jay, or Alynna to approve of the CD. Then we all could..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
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"Now, if only I could get Vain, Jay, or Alynna to approve of the CD. Then we all could be happy once more!!"
With that we all deiced that it was time to start the Finish my sentance over again.
"But who will start it?" asked Chevel.
"I will, said MR Donaldson"
...She came out of the store just in time to see her young son....
With that we all deiced that it was time to start the Finish my sentance over again.
"But who will start it?" asked Chevel.
"I will, said MR Donaldson"
...She came out of the store just in time to see her young son....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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"I will, said MR Donaldson"
...She came out of the store just in time to see her young son....playing on the sidewalk directly in the
path of the gray, gaunt man who strode down the
center of the walk like a mechanical derelict.
By the time Thomas Covenant reached his house the burden of what had happened...
...She came out of the store just in time to see her young son....playing on the sidewalk directly in the
path of the gray, gaunt man who strode down the
center of the walk like a mechanical derelict.
By the time Thomas Covenant reached his house the burden of what had happened...

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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he had vowed to drink the memories away, but could only find...Cail drunkenly tottering in the corner, a large jug of Haruchai rum three-fourths consumed. Covenant looked at the drunken Haruchai with disgust. "Hellfire! Didn't you take a Vow or something?" Cail blearily looked at Covenant, and slurred, "......
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Hellfire! Didn't you take a Vow or something?" Cail blearily looked at Covenant, and slurred, "Do you know what it's like to live with the Merewives? You'd be drunk all the time too!! I mean I was hoping for just one Merewife, you think Joan and Linden Nagged a lot!!! And that son of ours; he's just..."
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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...you think Joan and Linden Nagged a lot!!! And that son of ours; he's just...a nightmare! Ask him to set the table, he does, but he deliberately breaks the dishes! Ask him to take out the garbage, and he does, but he puts a hole in the bag before he carries it out! What have I gotten myself into? There has got to be a way...."

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
What have I gotten myself into? There has got to be a way that someone can help!"
Scratching two-day old stubble on his chin,
Covenant thinks a moment, then says, "...
Scratching two-day old stubble on his chin,
Covenant thinks a moment, then says, "...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Covenant thinks a moment, then says, "...Hellfire! I need a nice, long VSE first. Do you happen to have a penknife?" Cail staggered drunkenly over to Covenant, and breathed 100 proof Haruchai rum-breath in Covenant's face. "Spare a dollar for a former Bloodguard? I'm a vet, man!" Covenant glared at Cail, and proceeded to....
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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"Spare a dollar for a former Bloodguard? I'm a vet, man!" Covenant glared at Cail, and proceeded to call up his old school friend Angus Thermopyle. If anyone knew how to get rid of this drunk Haruchai, it was Angus. Oddly though, a lady answered the phone it sounded like....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
Oddly though, a lady answered the phone it sounded like....Megan Roman, Covenant's lawyer. "Elena? Is that really you?" Covenant began to tremble at the thought of Elena baring it all on Rivenrock. "Damn, I should have hit that when I had the chance!"
Megan Roman snarled on the phone, "It's me, Megan, your lawyer! I'm here trying to referee a fight between your buddy Angus and a Forestal named Caer-ChoChiyo. Damn, she is PISSED for some reason!" Covenant stared dumbly at the phone, and replied, "...
Megan Roman snarled on the phone, "It's me, Megan, your lawyer! I'm here trying to referee a fight between your buddy Angus and a Forestal named Caer-ChoChiyo. Damn, she is PISSED for some reason!" Covenant stared dumbly at the phone, and replied, "...
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
Damn, she is PISSED for some reason!" Covenant stared dumbly at the phone, and replied, "I am NOT your bloody half-hand!"
"What ever are you talking about? I am calling because..."
"What ever are you talking about? I am calling because..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?