"What ever are you talking about? I am calling because..."
"SHut up! I'm sick of your pathetic whining! Just once--ONCE-- I wish you'd..."
Finish my Sentence Game...
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DukkhaWaynhim
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Covenant then slammed the phone down with a loud bang, causing Cail to look up from his drunken stupor. "Cail old buddy," Covenant sighed, "that Caer ChoChiyo is going to drive me to drink someday." Cail grunted an assent and continued to imbibe his Haruchai rum.
"What do you think, Cail? Should I go buy her a pair of riding boots for her birthday? Cail?" Cail drunkenly staggered over to the window, pointed outside, and slurred...
"What do you think, Cail? Should I go buy her a pair of riding boots for her birthday? Cail?" Cail drunkenly staggered over to the window, pointed outside, and slurred...
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Cail drunkenly staggered over to the window, pointed outside, and slurred..."Riding boots? A gift not freely given is like a drink of Earthroot at a mountain stream that is not courteous to drink more than once unless the power of service comes from what you serve without mocking the Bloodguard."
Covenant couldn't believe his ears. "What in bloody hell is that supposed to mean?"
Cail, still pointing indifferently out the window, his outstretched finger trying to draw Covenant's attention, said,"There is a legend among the Haruchai. It says that....."
Covenant couldn't believe his ears. "What in bloody hell is that supposed to mean?"
Cail, still pointing indifferently out the window, his outstretched finger trying to draw Covenant's attention, said,"There is a legend among the Haruchai. It says that....."
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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who use's too much: punctuation..."
Covenant stared grimly at the drunken Haruchai, then nodded stiffly. He tried to smile but succeeded in only a grimace that appeared to crack his face in two.
"Well, Cail. It looks like we will either need Creator or the Staff of Law to return to the land and get you to your mountain home. Maybe there you can pick up a hot Haruchai woman and get your mind off your failed vows. Any ideas?"
Cail belched, then staggered toward Covenant, mumbling... "
Covenant stared grimly at the drunken Haruchai, then nodded stiffly. He tried to smile but succeeded in only a grimace that appeared to crack his face in two.
"Well, Cail. It looks like we will either need Creator or the Staff of Law to return to the land and get you to your mountain home. Maybe there you can pick up a hot Haruchai woman and get your mind off your failed vows. Any ideas?"
Cail belched, then staggered toward Covenant, mumbling... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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drew
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Cail belched, then staggered toward Covenant, mumbling something about mirrors. He was talking about how once, he saw a man ride through his mirror! At this Covenant was floored. "That happened to my old Highschool girlfriend Terisa!" Now he understood, everything was going to....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
...everything was going to....EXPLODE! At that, white hot fury encompassed Covenant; a rage consumed him like boiling magma. He took a deep breath as if he were inhaling illimitable might, and almost immediately argent fire exploded from his ring. In the center of the brilliant white flame, a pair of fuzzy bunny feet began to materialize. Cail gasped, and said, "Holy Vow! That looks like... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Cail gasped, and said, "Holy Vow! That looks like... the sliipers of my long lost wife, To-Haverall! Say it is so! By the Vow I have missed her! I need To-Haverall again!"
The entity continued to materialize, driven by the power of Covenant's ring to take the form of a beautiful...
The entity continued to materialize, driven by the power of Covenant's ring to take the form of a beautiful...
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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burn that smelly eggplant with his wild magic, however another of these eggplants then appeared and..
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
however another of these eggplants then appeared and..also was turned to ash by the moiling force of the rampant wild magic. Suddenly, a form materialized within the furnace-like flames: long, droopy robe, conical hat with the word "wizzard" embroidered on it with cheap thread, and a large, useless-looking wand flourished in an effeminate hand. Covenant stared, "Who the hell are you?" he grated. The figure replied, "I'm Rincewind the Wizard, and I say to you.... "
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
and i say to you " i am king of kevins watch! Bow down to ME!" he then apologized for his temper and made his excuses followed by...
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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Meanwhile in a galaxy far away....a storm was brewing in the Worm of the Worlds Ends stomach, it was a terrifically ferosuios storm involving...
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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a storm was brewing in the Worm of the Worlds Ends stomach, it was a terrifically ferosuios storm involving too much beer and barbeque. The Wyrm went to his medicine cabinet to get a Tums but they were all gone. Angered, the Wyrm began to......
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Angered, the Wyrm began to hum the Tums song, "Tum ta-tum-tum-TUMS!!"
Luckily Thomas Covenant was there, and told the Wurm some helpfull advise, "You know squirmy, some people spell releif..R O L A I D S"
"really," asked squirmy,"I think I'll....."
Luckily Thomas Covenant was there, and told the Wurm some helpfull advise, "You know squirmy, some people spell releif..R O L A I D S"
"really," asked squirmy,"I think I'll....."
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
"You know squirmy, some people spell releif..R O L A I D S"
"really," asked squirmy,"I think I'll try afew of those relief-spelling-pills -- if you have some." The unbeliever and white gold weilder dug in his pocket through lint and loose change to find one foil wrapped pill and as he was bringing it out...
"really," asked squirmy,"I think I'll try afew of those relief-spelling-pills -- if you have some." The unbeliever and white gold weilder dug in his pocket through lint and loose change to find one foil wrapped pill and as he was bringing it out...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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try afew of those relief-spelling-pills -- if you have some." The unbeliever and white gold weilder dug in his pocket through lint and loose change to find one foil wrapped pill and as he was bringing it out the Wyrm abruptly crawled to the bathroom. All of the sudden, there was a loud explosion followed by a toxic green cloud and the most noxious smell......
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.