The Naughty TCTC Limerick Thread (18+)
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Gadget nee Jemcheeta
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amanibhavam
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Once this Gossamer, the Glowlimn
went to play a game of bowlin'
but Pitchwife, the Good
dropped a ball on her foot
and she left the gamehall crawlin'
went to play a game of bowlin'
but Pitchwife, the Good
dropped a ball on her foot
and she left the gamehall crawlin'
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ur-bane
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He thought he got hit by a car
And found himself falling through stars
He wound up in the Land
A new Hero Halfhand
And he's beaten Foul twice so far.
And found himself falling through stars
He wound up in the Land
A new Hero Halfhand
And he's beaten Foul twice so far.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
There is a girl doctor called Linden
Who's obsessed with the places she's sinned in.
She watched her dad die,
Fed her mom kleenex pie,
And then ate the Sunbane for din-din.
Who's obsessed with the places she's sinned in.
She watched her dad die,
Fed her mom kleenex pie,
And then ate the Sunbane for din-din.
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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aliantha
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Luke The Unbeliever
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Thomas Covenant The Unbeliever
might be the great deceiver
was thought to be incapable
but the Second Chronicles have proof on paper
that the third book should've been called White Gold Wiener...
might be the great deceiver
was thought to be incapable
but the Second Chronicles have proof on paper
that the third book should've been called White Gold Wiener...
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
Ex-Leper: Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the @$$ to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
Ex-Leper: Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the @$$ to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.
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ur-bane
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Lord Foul, known as the Despiser
Was considered a bit of a miser.
His pockets were deep.
But since he was cheap,
He went from Pitchbrew to Budweiser.
Was considered a bit of a miser.
His pockets were deep.
But since he was cheap,
He went from Pitchbrew to Budweiser.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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ur-bane
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A Sangorgon herewith called Nom,
Could not find a date for the prom.
Then he met a Raver,
Which became his savior,
And now he can get his groove on!
Could not find a date for the prom.
Then he met a Raver,
Which became his savior,
And now he can get his groove on!
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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amanibhavam
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Theumaturg Kasreyn of the Gyre
Climbed to the tip of his spire
There he tried to stand
And took out his wand
and cried: "I need to vent my desire!"
Climbed to the tip of his spire
There he tried to stand
And took out his wand
and cried: "I need to vent my desire!"
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amanibhavam
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The despot, mighty Rant Absolain
Purchased a jar of vaseline
When his court inquired
Blushing he replied:
"T'night I've got a Sandgorgon visitin'!"
Purchased a jar of vaseline
When his court inquired
Blushing he replied:
"T'night I've got a Sandgorgon visitin'!"
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ur-bane
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Ahhh! LMAO! 
Very nicely done, prebe. Resurrected the limerics in stellar style!
(but now you've got me conjuring a few up again.
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Very nicely done, prebe. Resurrected the limerics in stellar style!
(but now you've got me conjuring a few up again.
)Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Prebe
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Thanks Ur-bane. I am a huge fan of limerics, so I couldn't resist searching for 'limerick' on KW.
It is a great form of poetry, though it does take some effort to get the meter right.
Amazing by the way how difficult rhyming is, when it is not in your native language. I consider myself fluent in english, but I most certainly needed a lot more time on the rhymes than I would have had to use in Danish. So don't expect a lot more from me, unless you are prepared for Danish limerics
It is a great form of poetry, though it does take some effort to get the meter right.
Amazing by the way how difficult rhyming is, when it is not in your native language. I consider myself fluent in english, but I most certainly needed a lot more time on the rhymes than I would have had to use in Danish. So don't expect a lot more from me, unless you are prepared for Danish limerics
