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Not only did he manage to ravage our childhood memories of Star Wars, BUT:
Jar Jar Binks, standing in for Senator Amidala, puts forth the motion that gives Palpatine supreme powers. This means that Jar Jar, the most hated character in the Star Wars canon, is indirectly responsible for the fall of the Old Republic and the near-annihilation of the Jedi order.
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Jar Jar :x Freakin idiot!I hope in twenty years when they come out with episodes 1-3 special editions they edit his stupid a$$ out.Weesa wouldsa likesa that and weesa gonesa pullsa Jar Jars earsa offsa hissa stupid headsa ifsa heesa saysa something that endsa in the syllable "sa" again. :x WAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA WAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA
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Post by Alynna Lis Eachann »

ROTFLMAO!

You know, that's the kind of plot development one would have expected from Douglas Adams, not George Lucas.

Only with Adams, these things were supposed to be funny.
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Lucas makes such cool villains, then kills them off immediately. and the Ewoks and Jarr Jar live on forever,
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Lord Foul wrote:Not only did he manage to ravage our childhood memories of Star Wars, BUT:
Jar Jar Binks, standing in for Senator Amidala, puts forth the motion that gives Palpatine supreme powers. This means that Jar Jar, the most hated character in the Star Wars canon, is indirectly responsible for the fall of the Old Republic and the near-annihilation of the Jedi order.
When faced with criticism of Jar Jar soon after Episode I, Lucas said something like "Jar Jar is very important, and you all see why in the next movie." What a joke.

When I saw Episode II (midnight showing, May 2002 in Memphis TN) everytime Jar Jar was on screen the crowd would boo and hiss. You have to figure that the entire theater was full of Star Wars geeks (yours truly excluded of course) and they all still hate him. This time around if Jar Jar has even 1 line in Episode III - I mean, if he just has a cameo, is only on screeen for 1 second - the whole theater will probably barf.
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dennisrwood wrote:Lucas makes such cool villains, then kills them off immediately. and the Ewoks and Jarr Jar live on forever,
That is so painfully true. That's the real imbalance in the Force.
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dlb, he is in the book for about a second. We'll see how the audience handles it!

Hey, listen, Jar Jar was manipulated to put forth that motion by Palpatine, just as Amidala was manipulated to agree to it. Not that I'm defending the most idiotic character in the SW universe, I'm just saying...
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Haha that's great Fist.

Jar Jar sucks so much ass. This just reinforces that.

God, I hope Lucas did this at least somewhat tongue-in-cheek...for his sake...
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Lord Mhoram wrote:Jar Jar sucks so much ass.
I don't know why, but that made my laugh so hard when I read it! :haha:
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Lucas has stated that instead of Obi-Wan, it will be Jar Jar that's going to injure Anakin in Episode III. Apparently, Jar Jar commits one of his stupid accidents, and something falls on Anakin, and thus he is forced to wear his "life support" suit. A bitter Anakin turns to the Dark Side, all because of Jar Jar. Genius!
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Foul,
Lord Mhoram wrote:Jar Jar sucks so much ass.
I don't know why, but that made my laugh so hard when I read it! :haha:
Spoiler
Lucas has stated that instead of Obi-Wan, it will be Jar Jar that's going to injure Anakin in Episode III. Apparently, Jar Jar commits one of his stupid accidents, and something falls on Anakin, and thus he is forced to wear his "life support" suit. A bitter Anakin turns to the Dark Side, all because of Jar Jar. Genius!
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It would be hilarious, though, to see the reaction of fans if Jar Jar accidentally got Mace Windu killed or something. All that buildup for Mace's character to have a cool death and Jar Jar does something stupid. Lucas would be flayed, I think, heh.
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Jar Jar Binks represents everything bad about the prequels.
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Lord Mhoram wrote:Jar Jar Binks represents everything bad about the prequels.
that about sums him up really
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Come on, I know, deep down, you all love him and think he's the greatest character in Star Wars history... :wink:
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Darth Revan wrote:Come on, I know, deep down, you all love him and think he's the greatest character in Star Wars history... :wink:
Somehow, I doubt anyone's going to come out of the closet in that regard. :P
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