Who Would Win In A Fight?
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Who Would Win In A Fight?
Do we have anything like this? Heh. Pretty simple game. First I post two characters, and then the next person says who they think would win in a fight between the two of them. And if they want they can explain their reasoning. Then they post two more characters for the next person to answer. Try to keep it civil, heh.
Linden Avery or Optimus Prime?
-jay
Linden Avery or Optimus Prime?
-jay
Heres how i imagine the fight:
Linden swirls the staff of law above her head.
Optimus Prime stamps on her head.
Linden is critically injured and tries to heal herself with the wild magic, unfortnatly the door will not open and she dies.
Optimus Prime Wins!
The Teenage Munant Hero Turtles (4) versus Lord Hyrim Bowlicker.
(oh and i think there is a small fight thread in the TC disscussion forum, and of course the Best. Thread Ever. Fight thread in general disscussion.)
Linden swirls the staff of law above her head.
Optimus Prime stamps on her head.
Linden is critically injured and tries to heal herself with the wild magic, unfortnatly the door will not open and she dies.
Optimus Prime Wins!
The Teenage Munant Hero Turtles (4) versus Lord Hyrim Bowlicker.
(oh and i think there is a small fight thread in the TC disscussion forum, and of course the Best. Thread Ever. Fight thread in general disscussion.)
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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Linden: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Optimus Prime: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Linden: What... is your name?
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime of Mattel.
Linden: What... is your quest?
Optimus Prime: To seek the Quintessons' Grail.
Linden: What... is your favourite colour?
Optimus Prime: Blue....no, Red! ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Optimus Prime is thrown over the edge into the volcano, and there is much celebration, and eating of breakfast cereal
Optimus Prime: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Linden: What... is your name?
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime of Mattel.
Linden: What... is your quest?
Optimus Prime: To seek the Quintessons' Grail.
Linden: What... is your favourite colour?
Optimus Prime: Blue....no, Red! ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Optimus Prime is thrown over the edge into the volcano, and there is much celebration, and eating of breakfast cereal
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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So, uh... Lord Hyrim, because Teenage Mutant Hero turtles are just a wimpy, bastardised version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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herpes as they are more painfull,
so im told...
gossamar glowlimm (minus her sword) versus a t rex
so im told...
gossamar glowlimm (minus her sword) versus a t rex
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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I'd say a tiger.
tough call though.
The true king of the Jungle was the Lion though.
I read once that when the Romans had all those animal fights the Lion usually beat the Tigers.
Don Knots vs. Buck Henry
tough call though.
The true king of the Jungle was the Lion though.
I read once that when the Romans had all those animal fights the Lion usually beat the Tigers.
Don Knots vs. Buck Henry
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!

[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!




Buck Henry because Don Knotts is too chicken and if he had a gun, it would shake too much.
Tarzan or George of the Jungle
Tarzan or George of the Jungle
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
george of the jungle swings into a tree and dies
Tarzan wins!
Briny the Pirate versus foamy
Tarzan wins!
Briny the Pirate versus foamy
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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basilisk rips of hulk trousers hereby removing his strength
basilisk then eats hulk
basilisk versus nicor
basilisk then eats hulk
basilisk versus nicor
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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my dad is bigger than your dad!
my dad would win!
hahahahahaha!
my mum versus your mum.
my dad would win!
hahahahahaha!
my mum versus your mum.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
CIA agent VS FBI agent
draw as both order a missle strike upon the other killing both instasntly
draw as both order a missle strike upon the other killing both instasntly
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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Geek Squad tekkie vs. Star Trek Trekkie

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
Star Trek Trekkie because all he/she would have to do is turn the phasers to "kill" and blast away.
Then have Scottie beam them away before any trouble starts.
Jawas or Ewoks?
Then have Scottie beam them away before any trouble starts.
Jawas or Ewoks?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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This is a close one, that goes back and forth. Just when the Ewoks think they have the upper hand, the jawas suck them up into their garbage truck-thing (Name, anyone?) and the Ewoks are no more.
An Edgetar and a Foultar
An Edgetar and a Foultar

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"