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ur-bane
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I'll open up a chain of food service stores called the Deli Llama.
But I need some investors.
But I need some investors.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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ur-bane
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Certainly, Warmark. It's a start. Every dollar counts.
Your dollar will buy you a choice of one item that will be sold in the Deli.
Perhaps you'd like to include llama chips? Maybe llama soup or llama and pasta salads?
There's always llama and swiss on rye with mayo, salt and pepper.
Or maybe you can sponsor the sign? "Here today, Gone to llama."
Your dollar will buy you a choice of one item that will be sold in the Deli.
Perhaps you'd like to include llama chips? Maybe llama soup or llama and pasta salads?
There's always llama and swiss on rye with mayo, salt and pepper.
Or maybe you can sponsor the sign? "Here today, Gone to llama."
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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ur-bane
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Quick! Myste has fainted....somebody get the llama! It can revive her!
There's not a llama time left! Quick!
There's not a llama time left! Quick!
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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ur-bane
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:haha::haha::haha::haha:Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
dali lhama? or not to dali lhama that most certainly is not the question.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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ur-bane
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Gary Larson Rules!!!!!
It's making me hungry! I want a sallama and provollona sandwich!
It's making me hungry! I want a sallama and provollona sandwich!
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
The llama will see its peril when it faces the MOOSE.
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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dennisrwood
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dont wanna turn this into another donkey thread but ......
Donkey (Equus asinus)
Donkeys, zebras and mules all differ somewhat from horses in conformation
Voice
The vocal qualities are the frequently remembered differences in the long-ears. The donkey’s voice is a raspy, brassy bray, the characteristic Aw-EE, Aw-EE sound. Jacks especially seem enjoy braying, and will "sound off" at any opportunity.
www.imh.org/imh/bw/donkey.html
Standard Donkey:
Donkey: Taken from England, the derivation is uncertain, but most authorities think that the name comes from dun (the usual color) and the suffix "ky," meaning small. Thus "a little dun animal." In earlier England the word Ass was taken from the Roman word for animal. "Donkey" is a relatively recent variation of the species name.
www.donkeys.com
Donkey (Equus asinus)
Donkeys, zebras and mules all differ somewhat from horses in conformation
Voice
The vocal qualities are the frequently remembered differences in the long-ears. The donkey’s voice is a raspy, brassy bray, the characteristic Aw-EE, Aw-EE sound. Jacks especially seem enjoy braying, and will "sound off" at any opportunity.
www.imh.org/imh/bw/donkey.html
Standard Donkey:
Donkey: Taken from England, the derivation is uncertain, but most authorities think that the name comes from dun (the usual color) and the suffix "ky," meaning small. Thus "a little dun animal." In earlier England the word Ass was taken from the Roman word for animal. "Donkey" is a relatively recent variation of the species name.
www.donkeys.com
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ur-bane
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This does not help the deli!
I am not opening a circle-donKey, or a Mooseum.
I need investors, and right now I can't find any jell-o!
And where is that Turiya? Starting a dreadful thing such as this thread and then sitting idly by while I am sucked in like a really sucked in kind of thing, or two hummingbirds that have also never met.
I am losing my mind! Can someone please bring me my sanity back?
And for chrissakes, some jell-o as well!
And as I now submit this post, I realize I will never be able to look at myself the same way again.
I am not opening a circle-donKey, or a Mooseum.
I need investors, and right now I can't find any jell-o!
And where is that Turiya? Starting a dreadful thing such as this thread and then sitting idly by while I am sucked in like a really sucked in kind of thing, or two hummingbirds that have also never met.
I am losing my mind! Can someone please bring me my sanity back?
And for chrissakes, some jell-o as well!
And as I now submit this post, I realize I will never be able to look at myself the same way again.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Reisheiruhime
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Er, Turiya is on a realllllly long lunch break, which involves strawberry bubblebath, and will not be back until I leave. Mwahahaha... you're all stuck with me for two years.... 
Bah, he doesn't have my charm, or my dreads. Or my mandibles, for that matter. Hmm....
But........ I can help with the Jell-O! *lobs a ton of flavorless, non-grape, purple hospital Jell-O at ur-bane* How do you like me now, Mr. Purple Ooman?
-Kou'al
Bah, he doesn't have my charm, or my dreads. Or my mandibles, for that matter. Hmm....But........ I can help with the Jell-O! *lobs a ton of flavorless, non-grape, purple hospital Jell-O at ur-bane* How do you like me now, Mr. Purple Ooman?
-Kou'al
