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Joke's on you! I like rice!
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Kellogs Corn Flakes, although I like them, aren't what I had in mind.
I thought you were a ripe grape
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Lick your lollipop??? Sorry, baby, its not big enough for me. :twisted:
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Must have been all the beer, but you looked better when we met
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NEXT!!!!!!!
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Only my hairdresser knows for sure.
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Popcorn does not a dinner date make. :roll:
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Quite certainly, drew would be pissed, khat. :lol:
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"Carrion, my wayward son."
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Right after I kick Ur-Bane's ass for even talking to Khat..then we'll talk.
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Shaking in my shoes from drew's threat--tonight's not a good night, khat.






;)
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Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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U R Bad ur-bane!

#1 Drew is a nice guy and doesn't "get pissed"
#2 Drew will be going out with (my guess) a special father daughter dance in about 5 years.
#3 You should shake in your shoes - Truck drivers can handle "bigger loads"
#4 U-lost your chance by picking on little me <hee hee>
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Very well done, Khat!
I just like picking on drew. He's fun that way. (BTW he likes busting my chops as well, so I still can't go out with you.)

#1 Hmmmm....yes, you are right.
#2 Agree
#3 LMAO!!!! But I thought he drove a Tonka? (J/K drew.)
#4 :cry:

And now, officially, to keep both you and drew from ganging up on me and hurting me, I will stop the insanity. :D :D
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"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Well, I guess I will go out with you Khat, if you ask me anyway ;)

-Note to UrBane---Ha ha-I had a girl stand up for me!!
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Post by ur-bane »

X-actly now is not the moment to date you, drew.

Note to drew- HAHA! You needed a girl to stand up for you! ;)
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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Post by Cheval »

You folks are nuts!
The shell has cracked and all your "innerds" are leaking out!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
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Post by drew »

Zip-a-dee do Da
Zip-a-dee-day.

I can't go out with you
Because I am Gay

But If you bring your brother..
I will bring mine

The Four of us will have
A Helluva Time!!
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Post by Khat »

:haha: :LOLS: Laughing so hard I am now crying!!!
I LOVE That!
Thank you for the last few posts..
and Ur-bane you are forgiven
for now...

And I still won't go out with you...
Because I like how Drew
rhymes his post
the most.
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Because my husband wants to tag along and he would spoil all of our fun
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Can't get out tonight--my dog buried my keys somewhere in the yard!
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"Carrion, my wayward son."
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Drunk already...sorry
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a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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