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Mr Ed, the talking horse as he is bigger and alive as well as very unique, (miss Piggy is in league with the other pigs: Babe & Wilber!)

Aquaman & the Little Mermaid
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khatalenabwraith wrote:Mr Ed, the talking horse as he is bigger and alive as well as very unique, (miss Piggy is in league with the other pigs: Babe & Wilber!)

Aquaman & the Little Mermaid
The Little Mermaid.

Ariel's beauty (drawn by Zimmerman) causes Aquaman to have a heart attack.

Bugs Bunny vs The Go-Go-Gophers
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The spook wins! The FBI can't do anything right!!


Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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jet li calls on all his other selves from other dimensions and kicks bruce lee into next week.

eagle versus a griffen

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But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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The eagle, of course. A griffen is too cumbersome, and would be blinded once the eagle chewed its eyes out. Plus, I like eagles.

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Mister Rogers vs. Captain Kangaroo
Mister Rogers...he'd hit him with his shoe.

High Lord Kevin VS Covenant
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Covenant glares, causing Kevin to be overcome with despair and blow them both to bits with a Ritual.

Lemmings versus Worms (the video game versions, not actual lemmings and worms)
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worms as they have blow-upable sheep!
and lemmings would walk off the cliffs,

sharks versus three dolphins
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Anybody who lives around oceans knows that dolphins can beat up sharks - unless the shark was "Bruce" the mechanical shark used in JAWS.

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ORIGINAL Cast from Saturday Night Live!!


Darkseid vs Thanos?
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The cast from Saturday Night Live, of course! Especially since they could bring all the classic actors back since the Law of Life is broken!

1980's Michael Jackson vs. 2000's Michael Jackson
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Hey!!! I got here before you!!!!!


Oh well, 1980's Jackson - too much surgery and other depravities has weakened the 2000's version!!


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hmmm....i have no idea who these people are.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Darkseid - Lord and ruler of Apokolips, seeks to dominate the Earth and to discover the formula for the fabled Anti-Life Equation.

Thanos - The Mad Titan - hard-core villain that seems to really want to protect the Universe for his own purpose.

Thanos - because he reminds me of my Teenager when he wants to argue continually and not let me get a word in edgewise.

teenage boy vs teenage girl
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The teenage girl because well duh! You know, it's like, they're bigger pains ya' know.

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New York socialite - the socialite from LA would be too laid back to fight.

Theresa Morgan vs Linden Avery
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Linden. She would be so constantly hypercritical that Terisa would just fade away.

Terry Brooks vs Terry Goodkind
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onewyteduck wrote:Linden. She would be so constantly hypercritical that Terisa would just fade away.

Terry Brooks vs Terry Goodkind
:haha: :LOLS:
good one!

Terry Brooks because the Pen is mightier than the sword [of truth]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard vs Captain James T Kirk
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Kirk

Donald Vs. Daffy
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Why, the Donald of course. He'd just fire Daffy! ;)


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