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Fist and Faith
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No, certainly not her first kiss. Your first kiss makes your heart pound and you can't stop shaking. You're terrified and thrilled out of your mind. You can't breath and you can't stop sweating.

Doesn't sound like that's what happened to Kelley.
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Revenge of the Sidhe, maybe. ;)

Oh, and if you want a disturbing foreign bathroom story...
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I went to Rome with some buddies of mine. We're in the train station heading back, and I have to use the bathroom. I pay my Euro to get in, pull up to the urinal, and do the normal thing. Now one of my buddies is two urinals down. He finishes up, and goes away. I hear this... sound. And out of my peripheral vision, past where my friend was standing, I see a guy apparently masturbating himself vigorously. Having to be sure, I take a quick glance, and not only is he going to town on himself, he's staring right at me. Not knowing what else to do, I say, "Mighty, isn't it?" finish as quickly as the mass quantities of local wine allow, and leave. Apparently, it's not all that uncommon as another buddy of mine told me he was in the same place and walked in on a whole group of guys pleasuring themselves. Gnasty.
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Fist and Faith wrote:No, certainly not her first kiss. Your first kiss makes your heart pound and you can't stop shaking. You're terrified and thrilled out of your mind. You can't breath and you can't stop sweating.
Or you think "Hm, that was kind of damp and more difficult than I expected."
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Post by Myste »

:lol: And then you wonder if it's rude to wipe your mouth, or walk around with someone else's spit all over your chin! :lol:

At least Kelley didn't have that problem. :D
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