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All of the sudden, there was a loud explosion followed by a toxic green cloud and the most noxious smell, quickly thinking, TC held his breath raised his hand holding the foil wrapped rolaid and flung the pill down the throat of the wyrm, raised the other that held his white ring, and controlling the white fire he burned away the smell and yelled...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
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raised the other that held his white ring, and controlling the white fire he burned away the smell and yelled "Mellenkuran!! Can't I just have a normal day? Once in my Life?"
"I had a normal day once, but I hardly remember it" started Cail
"Shut Up! Just Shut UP!" shouted Covnenant. "I've got to get away..away from the Land, from Mordant, from Delsec, from Puerta del Sol, from anything Donaldson. And I know where I'm going..I'm going to go to....."
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"... And I know where I'm going..I'm going to go to Miss Cho's classroom and learn the good, the new and the literary."
Upon hearing her name, Cho smiled and said; "I'm sorry not only are you a little too old for my classroom, our last day of school..."
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
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Upon hearing her name, Cho smiled and said; "I'm sorry not only are you a little too old for my classroom, our last day of school was YESTERDAY, and I'm only here today to collect the gum from under the tables because..."
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was YESTERDAY, and I'm only here today to collect the gum from under the tables because one of them just might have an image of the Virgin Mary. If I find it I can....
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If I find it I can sell it on ebay for enough simoleans to take my entire school to...
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If I find it I can sell it on ebay for enough simoleans to take my entire school to... the U-Boat docks.

Guns make us strong, butter makes us . . .
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Guns make us strong, butter makes us fat. Although, only a little bit of butter, will not fatten you up, but just one small gun can....
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Although, only a little bit of butter, will not fatten you up, but just one small gun can....take a whole lot of weight off you real quick. Therefore, it is suggested that when buttering your gun you...
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Therefore, it is suggested that when buttering your gun you remember, a little lead in the body is unhealthy, but a little lead going 150 mph, can take a lot out of you. Modern gun enthusiast nowadays like to...
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Modern gun enthusiast nowadays like to turn off the lights by shooting the lightbulb. One time i was walking along and...
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Modern gun enthusiast nowadays like to turn off the lights by shooting the lightbulb. One time i was walking along and I saw Jay with his trusty boomstick. He told me he figured since all the lights had been shot out there would be plenty of evil dead.....
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Modern gun enthusiast nowadays like to turn off the lights by shooting the lightbulb. One time i was walking along and I saw Jay with his trusty boomstick. He told me he figured since all the lights had been shot out there would be plenty of evil dead lurking around and looking for brains to eat. They like them best served with....
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lurking around and looking for brains to eat. They like them best served with Chianti and fava beans, followed by a course of blackened.....
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They like them best served with Chianti and fava beans, followed by a course of blackened peanut butter sandwiches. Well, Jay and the Gun Enthusiasts eventually hit it off, after a good meal.
So much so, that he decided to invite them.....
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They like them best served with Chianti and fava beans, followed by a course of blackened peanut butter sandwiches. Well, Jay and the Gun Enthusiasts eventually hit it off, after a good meal.
So much so, that he decided to invite them for a game of shoot the tail on the donkey, which was interrupted by 10,000 PETA activists that......
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So much so, that he decided to invite them for a game of shoot the tail on the donkey, which was interrupted by 10,000 PETA activists that swarmed them like a stampede of army ants, stomping them into unconsciousness. When they finally awoke, they discovered themselves in a large opaque plastic arena with several multi-colored tubelike passages which ran in a variety of directions--some even in complete loops--but always seemed to lead back to the main area.

"Good heavens," Jay squealed, "We are...
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So much so, that he decided to invite them for a game of shoot the tail on the donkey, which was interrupted by 10,000 PETA activists that swarmed them like a stampede of army ants, stomping them into unconsciousness. When they finally awoke, they discovered themselves in a large opaque plastic arena with several multi-colored tubelike passages which ran in a variety of directions--some even in complete loops--but always seemed to lead back to the main area.

"Good heavens," Jay squealed, "We are in the Revanator!"

At that point, a dark figure emerged from an interstice between the tubes, and it was . . . .
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So much so, that he decided to invite them for a game of shoot the tail on the donkey, which was interrupted by 10,000 PETA activists that swarmed them like a stampede of army ants, stomping them into unconsciousness. When they finally awoke, they discovered themselves in a large opaque plastic arena with several multi-colored tubelike passages which ran in a variety of directions--some even in complete loops--but always seemed to lead back to the main area.

"Good heavens," Jay squealed, "We are in the Revanator!"

At that point, a dark figure emerged from an interstice between the tubes, and it was a giant twelve foot tall hamster. That's when they noticed the giant wheel in the middle of the room. They were about to say something when the hamster uttered....
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They were about to say something when the hamster uttered a shrill squeak of rage and charged them.

Mine! it shrieked, Mine, all mine!

Knocking Jay to his back on the ground, the gigantic rodent ripped off his shoes with his (proportionally) tiny pink hands and jammed them into his cheek.

"Here, now!" said Jay, "You can't do that! I'm..."
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Take that, you Varlet! :P
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