The Apology Thread

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:38 pm

I would like to apologise for not finishing th . . .

Post by **Variol Farseer** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:55 pm

dANdeLION wrote:Never apologize for a lack of sincerity; it makes you look sincere, which makes the apology a lie, which proves you're sincerely insincere.

Yeah, but it's a great way to kill off planet-wide tyrant computers with blatant illogic!

However, if I accidentally killed off your planet-wide tyrant computer, I apologize for that.

Post by **Edge** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:08 pm

I'm sorry that Claire doesn't make random calls to me at odd hours.

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:11 pm

I'm sorry that I envy Edge's ability to perform a certain task without soiling his fingers which I am not able to do.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:21 pm

Edge wrote:I'm sorry that Claire doesn't make random calls to me at odd hours.

I'm sorry I don't know your phone number or I probably would have. I went on a rampage and called both Darthy (left a stupid message) and CovJr (got about 2 sentences in before it cut off). Heh

Post by **Edge** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:24 pm

I'm sorry: I almost wet myself laughing at Cho's post (but being a guy, I didn't have to

)

And I'm sorry I've never given you my phone #, Claire

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:25 pm

ChoChiyo wrote:I'm sorry that I envy Edge's ability to perform a certain task without soiling his fingers which I am not able to do.

I'm not sure I want to know what that task is.

Post by **Edge** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:28 pm

dlbpharmd wrote: I'm not sure I want to know what that task is.

Sorry... I'm going to tell you:

www.livejournal.com/users/chochiyo_sama/42517.html

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:32 pm

I was afraid it was going to be No. 2.

Post by **[Syl]** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:40 pm

Even that would be better than what I was thinking.

Post by **Edge** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:47 pm

I'm very sorry you al have such filthy inaginations

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:49 pm

Classy.

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:32 am

Sylvanus wrote:Even that would be better than what I was thinking.

i am sorry that I thought about what that could be because several disgusting things came into my mind.

And I was forced to play Herman's Hermits singing "henry the Eighth" really loud to force all other thought from my head.

I am sorry for the pain inflicted upon the neighbors by that episode as well.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:09 pm

ChoChiyo wrote: And I was forced to play Herman's Hermits singing "henry the Eighth" really loud to force all other thought from my head.

I am sorry for the pain inflicted upon the neighbors by that episode as well.

I'm 'enry the 8th I am, I am! I got married to the widow next door, she's been married 7 times before and I'm 'enry the 8th I am!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:21 pm

I apologize for the success of this thread.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:50 pm

You should be ashamed... tsk. *shakes head disapprovingly*

Edit - Sorry

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:54 pm

That's not an apology! You are disqualified!

Sorry, but those are the rules.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:55 pm

Gah... I apologize for editing my previous post to include an apology.

Post by **matrixman** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:08 pm

I apologize for responding to this thread and causing other people to read the previous posts about the hand fixation thing...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:42 pm

I apologize for posting a link in Sci-Fi that may be unsuitable for work pc's.

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