The Absolute Worst Science Fiction Movies Ever Made

Post by **safetyjedi** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:58 pm

I just thought of another one, although it has quite a cult following, Robinson Crusoe on Mars.

Post by **danlo** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:07 pm

Yes it was awful, but it has a special place in my heart-I saw Red Ants when I was 7 at summer camp and Robinson three years later during my last year at camp. (maybe it was due to deprivation, but the popcorn was better there than anywhere else I've been

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Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:46 pm

safetyjedi wrote:There's also the godzilla movies except for the first one.

Hang on, what are you saying?
That *all* the Godzilla movies are bad except for the 1st one?

Godzilla rules!
He's the King of All Monsters!
He's saved the Earth countless times.
He has atomic breath!

Unless of course you mean that Hollywood version that should be forgotten.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:15 pm

Yes the American Godzilla was very forgetable. Had it not been named Godzilla it would have just been a fairly boring giant monster movie where none of the principal characters seemed as though they were in any real danger and never seemed like they cared one way or another. Instead it was insulting to Godzilla fans. BOO!

Post by **safetyjedi** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:43 pm

Come on, you gotta admit that the Godzilla movie that had the giant robot, Jet Jaguar in it was completly absurd. Also there was another that had a baby Godzilla in it. I was completely hooked on the movies as a kid until I saw those two. I can't believe I remembered the name of that robot.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:04 pm

safetyjedi wrote:Come on, you gotta admit that the Godzilla movie that had the giant robot, Jet Jaguar in it was completly absurd. Also there was another that had a baby Godzilla in it. I was completely hooked on the movies as a kid until I saw those two. I can't believe I remembered the name of that robot.

I saw Godzilla versus Megalon at the theater when I was a kid. I totally loved it. Of course now I can barely stand how silly it is. Baby Godzilla is something I'd love to forget but alas......

Post by **safetyjedi** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:11 pm

You know, it's weird that I could remember the name of that stupid robot but not the name of the movie.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:05 am

Son of Godzilla, you cretins!

(kidding)

Come on though, Godzilla taught his son how to fight.
He got frustrated by the little guys inability to use his atomic breath so he stepped on the little guys tail!
How cool is that?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:05 pm

The best Godzilla film ever was Godzilla vs. Bambi.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:11 pm

dANdeLION wrote:The best Godzilla film ever was Godzilla vs. Bambi.

It is considered to be the best and also the shortest of all the Godzilla films (with good reason).
Of course all of the films in that genre are pretty short.

Alien versus Bambi
The Thing versus Bambi
Frankenstein versus Bambi
Werewolf versus Bambi
Shotgun versus Bambi
Cold Winter versus Bambi
Grizzly Bear versus Bambi
Ted Nugent versus Bambi
Sauron versus Bambi
Han Solo versus Bambi

All Classics in my book.

Average running time 0:24 seconds.

The only films in which Bambi had a snowballs chance were:

Bambi versus Elmer Fudd
Bambi versus Storm Troopers from the original Star Wars
Bambi versus Inspector Gadget
Bambi versus Stevie Wonder
Bambi versus High Blood Pressure
Bambi versus Carbonated Beverages
Bambi versus Mr. Magoo

Each of these films lasted about 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:21 pm

...and yet, Bambi is in all of them, indicating he's indestructable.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:27 pm

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:31 pm

dANdeLION wrote:...and yet, Bambi is in all of them, indicating he's indestructable.

I think its a different deer in each one. Bambi is sort of a generic label since we all know the REAL bambi must be in his late 60s or 70s since the original Disney Cartoon came out so many years ago.

Post by **matrixman** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm

I don't know...sounds disturbingly like there's a bunch of Bambi clones out there. And the original, um, Bambi Fett, must be in hiding somewhere. I think General Kenobi should be sent to investigate.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:26 pm

The horrible truth is that the 'enemies' of Bambi on Tom's list are actually the clientelle of an establishment that I believe Tom himself to visit upon occasion......

www.huntingforbambi.com/

(Don't click on this link at work!)

Post by **matrixman** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:58 pm

I'm just glad I didn't click on that link on the PC at work...

Post by **safetyjedi** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:24 pm

It is my esteemed opinion that the Bambi's in these "films" are really Kenny from Southpark in disguise, he just keeps coming back!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:23 pm

If Hollywood really wanted to produce a battle of earth-shattering proportions, then they'd make a Frank Dreben Vs. Inspector Clouseau movie.......

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:25 pm

winner takes on Mr. Magoo.....if there is a winner.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:27 pm

Well, all I can say is if those two fight, the whole world will be the loser.

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The Absolute Worst Science Fiction Movies Ever Made