ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:08 pm

Failed my term paper assignment.
(You mean venus fly traps AREN'T from outer space?)
Have to start over again and just don't have the time to date right now.

Post by **Edge** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:30 pm

Go to Hell - & I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:12 pm

Have to wait on congressional approval to go out with you. You know how long that could take!

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:42 pm

I concur to the fact that Congress takes forever for approval.
As soon as I receive permission from them to date you, you will have to wait until then.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:31 am

Just heard from Congress. They all said you were too..... I can't go out with you.

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:01 am

Killer Bees are heading this way.
Have to save the world right now...

Post by **danlo** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:44 pm

Lemon juice failed to reveal secret codes on the back of the Declaration of Independence, which caused me to go into a temper tantrum and foiled my escape. The FBI is, at this very moment, carting me off to Levinworth...

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:24 pm

Must enter the nude bacon frying contest at the county fair. I might be incapacitated for a while after that.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:54 am

Nude bacon frying contest at the county fair?
I'm there!
(Oh, that's right... you don't go naked. That's too bad.
I'll send pictures of the bacon if ya want.)

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:01 pm

Origami accident - need a tourniquet - don't ask.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:25 pm

Polio vaccine - never got one - better late than never

Post by **onewyteduck** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:40 am

Quick you aren't and you gotta' be quick to join me in the Nude Bacon Frying Competition

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:10 am

Racing is on tonight... sorry.

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:58 am

Sorry, already got plans -- have to go cheer for Ducky in the Nude Bacon Frying Competition. Maybe next time.

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:36 am

Tied for second-to-last place in the Nude Bacon-Frying Competition.
Going out to celebrate (that I didn't finish last) and will catch up with you later.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:55 am

Utterly exhausted from the Nude Bacon Frying Competition, not to mention more than a few burns. Just can't make it.

Post by **Lorelei** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:38 pm

Very depressed about losing the Nude Bacon Frying Contest.....going to bed immediately.

Post by **safetyjedi** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:42 pm

Sorry, but one of my multiple personalities is having a tough time and I need to go comfort him.

Who would want to see nude bacon anyway?

Post by **Lorelei** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:12 pm

Xenon infiltrated my basement and I need to get some glass bulbs so I can make my own lamps.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:23 am

Yeti calling isn't my idea of a good time.

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