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Signs that you're in for a long night and a rough morning...

1. You realize you're the idiot who keeps starting the "SHOTS! SHOTS!" chant.
2. You procrastinate on your 14 page take home midterm till 1pm the day before it's due.
3. the mosquito keeps buzzing your head so you can't get to sleep, and you have a full slate of mind-numbing meetings starting first thing in the morning
4. Your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you stub your toe getting up to see what it is all about, you get the crap scared out of you by an enormous raccoon on your front porch and then spend the next two hours with ice on your toe and watching reruns on TV beacuse you can't go back to sleep.
5. No matter how many times you shove your husband and tell him to roll over, he just will not stop snoring.
6. You wake up on a dirty concrete floor with your face pressed against something cold and metallic which turns out to be bars. When you yell, "What's up with this?" Someone tells you to shut up. In Spanish.
7. You pull over because you realize you're in no condition to drive, and wake up to a screaming state trooper telling you you're parked in the center of I-95.
8. You realize too late that the big glass of "weird-tasting" Kool-aid just before bed was in reality prune juice.
9. ROFLMAO....you realize your going to be giggling all night at the thought of Cheval drinking ALL that prune juice!
10. When you think drinking prune juice isn't such a bad idea!
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. You realize you're the idiot who keeps starting the "SHOTS! SHOTS!" chant.
2. You procrastinate on your 14 page take home midterm till 1pm the day before it's due.
3. the mosquito keeps buzzing your head so you can't get to sleep, and you have a full slate of mind-numbing meetings starting first thing in the morning
4. Your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you stub your toe getting up to see what it is all about, you get the crap scared out of you by an enormous raccoon on your front porch and then spend the next two hours with ice on your toe and watching reruns on TV beacuse you can't go back to sleep.
5. No matter how many times you shove your husband and tell him to roll over, he just will not stop snoring.
6. You wake up on a dirty concrete floor with your face pressed against something cold and metallic which turns out to be bars. When you yell, "What's up with this?" Someone tells you to shut up. In Spanish.
7. You pull over because you realize you're in no condition to drive, and wake up to a screaming state trooper telling you you're parked in the center of I-95.
8. You realize too late that the big glass of "weird-tasting" Kool-aid just before bed was in reality prune juice.
9. ROFLMAO....you realize your going to be giggling all night at the thought of Cheval drinking ALL that prune juice!
10. When you think drinking prune juice isn't such a bad idea!
11. After you're coldcocked by some idiot in a hospital parking lot you hit your Watch link only to find out dAN has converted it to the Regis Philbin Message Board :P
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. You realize you're the idiot who keeps starting the "SHOTS! SHOTS!" chant.
2. You procrastinate on your 14 page take home midterm till 1pm the day before it's due.
3. the mosquito keeps buzzing your head so you can't get to sleep, and you have a full slate of mind-numbing meetings starting first thing in the morning
4. Your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you stub your toe getting up to see what it is all about, you get the crap scared out of you by an enormous raccoon on your front porch and then spend the next two hours with ice on your toe and watching reruns on TV beacuse you can't go back to sleep.
5. No matter how many times you shove your husband and tell him to roll over, he just will not stop snoring.
6. You wake up on a dirty concrete floor with your face pressed against something cold and metallic which turns out to be bars. When you yell, "What's up with this?" Someone tells you to shut up. In Spanish.
7. You pull over because you realize you're in no condition to drive, and wake up to a screaming state trooper telling you you're parked in the center of I-95.
8. You realize too late that the big glass of "weird-tasting" Kool-aid just before bed was in reality prune juice.
9. ROFLMAO....you realize your going to be giggling all night at the thought of Cheval drinking ALL that prune juice!
10. When you think drinking prune juice isn't such a bad idea!
11. After you're coldcocked by some idiot in a hospital parking lot you hit your Watch link only to find out dAN has converted it to the Regis Philbin Message Board
12. You wake up in the middle of the night with the stereo blaring loud with no one in your house up, and when you get downstairs to turn it off, your TV turns on all by itself. (happened to me last night and scared the bejeezus out of me)
Join me and we can end this destructive conflict...
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Signs that you're in for a long night and a rough morning...

1. You realize you're the idiot who keeps starting the "SHOTS! SHOTS!" chant.
2. You procrastinate on your 14 page take home midterm till 1pm the day before it's due.
3. the mosquito keeps buzzing your head so you can't get to sleep, and you have a full slate of mind-numbing meetings starting first thing in the morning
4. Your dog starts barking in the middle of the night, you stub your toe getting up to see what it is all about, you get the crap scared out of you by an enormous raccoon on your front porch and then spend the next two hours with ice on your toe and watching reruns on TV beacuse you can't go back to sleep.
5. No matter how many times you shove your husband and tell him to roll over, he just will not stop snoring.
6. You wake up on a dirty concrete floor with your face pressed against something cold and metallic which turns out to be bars. When you yell, "What's up with this?" Someone tells you to shut up. In Spanish.
7. You pull over because you realize you're in no condition to drive, and wake up to a screaming state trooper telling you you're parked in the center of I-95.
8. You realize too late that the big glass of "weird-tasting" Kool-aid just before bed was in reality prune juice.
9. ROFLMAO....you realize your going to be giggling all night at the thought of Cheval drinking ALL that prune juice!
10. When you think drinking prune juice isn't such a bad idea!
11. After you're coldcocked by some idiot in a hospital parking lot you hit your Watch link only to find out dAN has converted it to the Regis Philbin Message Board
12. You wake up in the middle of the night with the stereo blaring loud with no one in your house up, and when you get downstairs to turn it off, your TV turns on all by itself. (happened to me last night and scared the bejeezus out of me)
13. Your car alarm shorts out causing it blare like a wailing siren in the middle of the night, waking all your neighbors, and it won't shut off.


THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
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we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
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1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Seeing your children born
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Finding out half-way through a corner on the highway that you're taking it way too fast.
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Finding out half-way through a corner on the highway that you're taking it way too fast.
9. Gettin up on plane in your boat on an open stretch of water.
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Finding out half-way through a corner on the highway that you're taking it way too fast.
9. Gettin up on plane in your boat on an open stretch of water.
10. Having more "supernatural" occurrences. :hairs:
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Finding out half-way through a corner on the highway that you're taking it way too fast.
9. Gettin up on plane in your boat on an open stretch of water.
10. Having more "supernatural" occurrences. 30000000.gif
11. A perfectly executed heel-and-toe downshift followed by clipping the apex just right, standing on the gas, and slingshotting out of the corner.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Finding out half-way through a corner on the highway that you're taking it way too fast.
9. Gettin up on plane in your boat on an open stretch of water.
10. Having more "supernatural" occurrences. 30000000.gif
11. A perfectly executed heel-and-toe downshift followed by clipping the apex just right, standing on the gas, and slingshotting out of the corner.
12. Seeing your children born
Join me and we can end this destructive conflict...
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THINGS THAT GIVE YOU A THRILL:

1. Roller Coasters
2. Trying to pay the bills with only your paycheck
3. Trying to pay the bills with Roller Coasters
4. Counting off all six numbers on your lottery ticket.
5. 'Can't Buy A Thrill' - Steely Dan
6. The shower when the hot water runs out
7. Breasts.
8. Finding out half-way through a corner on the highway that you're taking it way too fast.
9. Gettin up on plane in your boat on an open stretch of water.
10. Having more "supernatural" occurrences. 30000000.gif
11. A perfectly executed heel-and-toe downshift followed by clipping the apex just right, standing on the gas, and slingshotting out of the corner.
12. Seeing your children born
13. Going to a dog show (or watching on TV) and seeing the Bloodhound take Best In Show. It rarely happens.

What are you wearing?

1. Orange scrub pants, a top with lots of red, orange, and green with lions, zebras and giraffes on it and sock with Godzilla on them. (Yes, I was having a problem thinking of something!)
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What are you wearing?

1. Orange scrub pants, a top with lots of red, orange, and green with lions, zebras and giraffes on it and sock with Godzilla on them. (Yes, I was having a problem thinking of something!)
2. short pants and a smile
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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What are you wearing?

1. Orange scrub pants, a top with lots of red, orange, and green with lions, zebras and giraffes on it and sock with Godzilla on them. (Yes, I was having a problem thinking of something!)
2. short pants and a smile
3. Workboots, faded jeans, white T-shirt.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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What are you wearing?

1. Orange scrub pants, a top with lots of red, orange, and green with lions, zebras and giraffes on it and sock with Godzilla on them. (Yes, I was having a problem thinking of something!)
2. short pants and a smile
3. Workboots, faded jeans, white T-shirt.
4. Grey dress pants and a black polo with our company logo on it
Join me and we can end this destructive conflict...
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