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If Cho Doesn't Marry Me.... (A-B-C Game)

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As you all know, I have been declaring my undying love for ChoChiyo for a while now, and so far have been met with stupefying rejection! :(

Soooo... here is an amusing (and probably short lived) ABC game to give me ammunition to plead my case to the Cho for her hand in marriage...

IF CHO DOESN'T MARRY ME....

An Alien Abduction will occur resulting in An Agonizing and Ass-busting Anal Probe.



Take it away gang! Help me win Cho's hand! :P
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Just lovely--everything will be JUST LOVELY if I don't marry MrKABC.
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Killer Klowns from Katmandu will Klobber her on the Kisser... 8)
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Nothing evil will befall me as long as I stay away from MrABC.

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Oh yes it will!
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Nathan wrote:Oh yes it will!
ARe you trying to crawl in my window again? Wasn't that pepper spray convincing enough?
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Parasitic Pantheons will Prance over to her Pad and Punch her in the Puss, then Precariously Perch on her Pearly whites...

(not quite sure what that means but it's a great sounding threat!)
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Quiz show hosts will bombard Cho with meaningless trivia
until her brain turns into jelly making her drool and babble constantly.

(I'll take brain damage for 1000, Alex)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Roast in hell if she says "no"
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Sit on my ass and whine about rejection and childhood abandonment issues.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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