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High Lord Tolkien wrote:Cho, in case you didn't know it, I'm your "self appointed bitch".

:lol: :lol:
That's awesome, because when I get really frustrated (probably at having to deal with ignorant political types whom I'm not allowed to smack, I can call in my "bitch" to "bitch slap" and thus avoid an internation incident!

:P

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Cho,

I accept your offered position!

Darth,

::whips out pink robes::

::calls in bitch-slapper::

How's that for an offer? :P
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ChoChiyo wrote:
High Lord Tolkien wrote:Cho, in case you didn't know it, I'm your "self appointed bitch".

:lol: :lol:
That's awesome, because when I get really frustrated (probably at having to deal with ignorant political types whom I'm not allowed to smack, I can call in my "bitch" to "bitch slap" and thus avoid an internation incident!

:P

:lol:
Anything you say my lovely oil-baroness.
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Gosh, if I become any more wealthy (between the oil wells and the Nigerian inheritance and royalty thing) I may have to turn republican!!!
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Hear me, my minions!

In the interest of expanding the horizons of the Royal Nation of Nigeria, I have decided to declare this the Age of Enlightened Expansion. And in that vein, I have decided to annex Paraguay and Peru.

Where is my royal scribe??

Someone give my "bitch" a pen! Take a letter, HLT!
Dear nations of Peru and Paraguay. You are being annexed into the great empire of Nigeria. Heave to and prepare to be invaded.

Resistance is futile.
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I call Governorship of Peru!
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Post by Revan »

:LOLS: :haha: :lol: ROTFLMAO!!!!! :lol: :haha: :LOLS:

Cho, you're cracking me up!

I have decided to stand with you cho... or lay... hehe. :P

In addition to our mutual "Side duties", what position do I get? :D
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Hehehe

Ok, LM, you can be governor of Peru.

Just don't neglect your correctional duties.

Darth needs a lot of correction--and his curtsy is atrocious!!!

Darth, we will allow you to have the upright position.

heheheehehe

And you may peel all my grapes and make certain that they are seedless.

Because if I get a seed in my grape--the "bitch" gets slapped!

(he's my whipping boy, you see.)
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Post by Revan »

*sigh* a boy toy could do worse I guess...

I want to be governer of Peru! My friend is there, I want him enslaved to me!
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Darth,

In exchange for good behavior (let's make my job easier, shall we?), I will request to Her Royalness that you get the Governorship of Peru. I will take Paraguay.

Cho,
Darth needs a lot of correction--and his curtsy is atrocious!!!
I'm working on it!!! I'm not the best curtsyer myself, you see. ;)
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You will be governor of Paraguay and you will be damn glad of it.

You may have your friend as your personal slave, and you may also have....hmmm.....Hier as your advisor.

But Never Take His Advise.

Just smile sagely and nod at whatever he says. It makes him feel good.
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Come on Cho, what good is a boy toy if he is doesn't provide you with entertainment, obeying your very whim will make you bored in me sooner or later... I must hold your attentions somehow. :twisted:
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Okay, okay---juggle for me then.

That's very entertaining...if you juggle knives and live ferrets simultaneously!!!!

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ChoChiyo wrote:Okay, okay---juggle for me then.

That's very entertaining...if you juggle knives and live ferrets simultaneously!!!!

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.... AND skin them and make a ferret stole by the end of the performance!! :twisted: :twisted:
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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And then do some sort of elaborate jig after finishing with the ferret.
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ChoChiyo wrote:You will be governor of Paraguay and you will be damn glad of it.

You may have your friend as your personal slave, and you may also have....hmmm.....Hier as your advisor.

But Never Take His Advise.

Just smile sagely and nod at whatever he says. It makes him feel good.
Yes Cho, I see you are correct. My recent desicions regarding my rule of Peru are:

- To enslave all people who are on holiday.

- To create my own spy network

- (This is one I've asked hier's advice on) To give hier all my money.
ChoChiyo wrote:Okay, okay---juggle for me then.

That's very entertaining...if you juggle knives and live ferrets simultaneously!!!!

:evil:
Your Grace, I will gladly do this task for you *Bows extravagantly and does as his Lady commands*
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No, I'm serious Darth, do not give me all of your money!
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Post by ChoChiyo »

Fortunately, I pay you for pleasing me in diamonds.

So you have no money.

heheheeh

And will you please make a nice ferret stew of the carcasses?

Thanks.

Waste not, want not!!
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:lol:

This whole Empire of Nigeria is really getting under way!
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