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Okay, let's say Stallone's "Rambo" vs. Schwarzenegger's "Terminator": this fight might last a few rounds with entire city blocks being levelled in the process. I'd give the nod to Rambo ever so slightly, because I like to think that human ingenuity (yes, even from Rambo) can still find a way to beat a machine. Whew.

Martha Stewart vs. Oprah Winfrey? (Talk about aggressive characters, heh heh...)
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Martha Stewart.
But then she'd get arrested for assult.

Sean Connery or Roger Moore (both as James Bond)
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Moore's Bond was never the keen fighter, though he acquitted himself adequately. But methinks Connery's Bond can take down Moore in hand-to-hand combat any day of the week.

Now how about some real fighters from the Bond films: the women! :wink:

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Sean Connery (he makes a great Dragon too!)

Cecil the sea monster or Nessie from the Lock
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Why Nessie of course. Cecil is just a silly made up sea monster!

Barney or the purple Tele-tubie?
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Barney! He saved my life when my kids were babies - especially at 2 am and they would be up with a fever...

Dumbledore or Gandalf?
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Gandalf - the white of course!! He's a fighter as well as a wizard!!

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Probably the Rott, more of a bulk thing. Doberman's sweeter than their reputation.

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Speedy - he's make mighty mouse too dizzy.

Bugs Bunny or Tweety Bird
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Tweety - because he has always been my favorite...

Kimba the white lion vs Simba the Lion King
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WOW! I haven't thought of Kimba the White Lion is years!!

So ... I'll say Simba the Lion King


Prince Planet vs. Speed Racer
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With that monkey on his team, Speed Racer is invincible...


Prince or Michael Jackson (Battle of the super freaks)
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Prince. Michael Jackson would fall apart - literally.

Ginger or Maryanne?
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Mary Anne. Farm girl can take Hollywood fluff anytime!

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I've always been a Maryanne kinda guy!


Gilligan vs. the Professor?
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The Professor would make up something out of coconut shells and banana peels to help beat (or more like confuse) Gilligan into submission.
But the Skipper enters the picture to help out his "little buddy" and sits on the Professor, thus pinning him for the win.

Clint Eastwood or Charles Bronson?
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that's atough one, Clint has the bigger gun, but Chuck is one tough dude. I'd have to give this one to Bronson

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Rush (with chemical assists ;) )


Bill Clinton vs. Hillary Clinton?
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Hillary would kick his buttocks, and probably has already :lol:


Chelsea Clinton vs. one of the Bush twins
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well winning a date would go to the Bush girls - but in a fight - Chelsea!


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