finally!

[Samadhi Foul]

Tut, tut, tut. Malrukailens are a new form of vegetable that highly resemble what you'd call a carrot. Only it's purple and tastes like an orange.

You fight with those "sword" things then? Ugh, how barbaric! When you have perfectly fine laser cannons you can destroy the planet with! Humph! Oh wait, that's me. Ummm.....

And I'm shocked that you'd even dare suggest that I'd make such a thing up.

[Skyweir]

LOL .. intriguing