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being watched by a baying crowd of vacuous z-list celebrities while a mad ferret tries to sufficate you is like wearing a costume of the unknown comic except you didn't have any paperbags you only had dirty trash filled garbage bags and you forgot to cut out the eye holes....
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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trying to tie your shoe laces while trying to think like George Bush is like attempting to breath in a polluted filled outhouse while writing your own obituary blindfolded.
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Long-distance aromatic visage-erosion concomitant with prodigal cotton foot-hosiery is like being chained to the outside of an iron-maiden containing the host of The Weakest Link while being force-fed the entire OED by a mid-level government employee, one page at a time.
"God is real, unless declared integer." - Unknown
Being force-fed the entire OED by a mid-level government employee, one page at a time is like taste testing first year home-ec samples that were derived from the recipies listed in ABC Unlikely, Absurd, and Odd Condiments and pizza toppings while practicing breating techniques submerged in a tank of sludge.
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Good post, Dukkha! That first line made me at the monitor.DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Long-distance aromatic visage-erosion concomitant with prodigal cotton foot-hosiery is like being chained to the outside of an iron-maiden containing the host of The Weakest Link while being force-fed the entire OED by a mid-level government employee, one page at a time.
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Working at home is like being given the most wonderful birthday present you could ever imagine with a thousand pounds of chocolate icing poured over a thanksgiving turkey baked in a sauce made of winning lottery tickets and seasoned with injections of liquid joy and then load the entire lot into a rocket bound for the planet of eternal happiness which then suddenly explodes on the launch pad into a shower of skittles and hershey's kisses. Or some such thing.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
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The detonation of astral-bound-and-karmically-augmented poultry into a rain of bite-sized candies is a little bit like an unexpected sunshine smile from a sad-faced clown who only pretends to be sad, except for those people who have an unnatural fear of clowns.
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[now with inhansed gramer an' spellin']
DW
[now with inhansed gramer an' spellin']
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Grown adults that are afraid of clowns are like pickles that have been left out in the rain for three months and then after a long drying period are then sliced into wafer thin slivers then scattered out onto the wind to be carried to the farthest reaches of the land.
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Unwashed pants are like taking a football and cramming it into your left ear until the laces touch your eardrum and then injecting liquid drano into your mouth with a fire hose and then leaping into a vat of carbolic acid and razor blades while reciting the pledge of allegiance to a group of bored and unhappy activists.
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Cleaning your eyes properly is similar to a large meteor crashing into the Pacific Ocean driving its momentum and considerable weight into the ocean floor and proceeding into the planet core releasing gases into the atmosphere that turns all humans into three legged unicorns with bad acne.
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a large meteor crashing into the Pacific Ocean driving its momentum and considerable weight into the ocean floor and proceeding into the planet core releasing gases into the atmosphere that turns all humans into three legged unicorns with bad acne is like having to explain long division and grammar rules to Geroge W Bush while he is on a three day bing of cheap coke and cheaper cheerleaders.
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Having to explain long division and grammar rules to Geroge W Bush, is like Bill Clinton trying to explain Gentlemanly and ladylike behaviour to Monica Lewinski, and Hillary and Chelsea at the saametime while being pursued by a gang of papparazzi
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time