Today on "Dora the Explorer", Benny was in a life or death situation when the balloon he was flying began to leak.
His cries for help were answered by Dora and Boots who had the needed vital life saving sticky tape to fix the balloon and save Benny.
But get this.
Swiper the Fox god-damn STEALS the sticky tape before they get it to Benny.
Takes it right out of Dora's hand.
Practically rapes her.
Then, does he even use it?
No, the f#cker tosses it into the woods and then runs away laughing about it as Benny spirals down into a lake full of snapping crocodiles.
Somehow, only through the grace of God, Dora and Boots pull off a miracle at mortal risk to themselves and get the tape to Benny.
But there's no shown resolution to Swiper's felony!
It's even hinted that everyone knows about Swiper's Obsessive Compulsive disorder and lets it happen.
There's even some type of half-ass procedure in place to deal with it.
Though often it fails.
This Swiper "issue" needs to be dealt with.
I would suggest a sudden assualt.
Bombard his home on Blueberry Hill with several daisy cutters and small arms fire.
After being subdued he should be immediately taken to a Vet and then neutered.
See how that bastard likes getting his testicles swiped.
See if the son-of-a-bitch thinks that's funny!
DOWN WITH SWIPER!
On a side note, Dora's Mom is a MILF that I'd like to "explore".
(Should I mention that work is stressful, my son is sick and I've been lacking a lot of sleep?)
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I have never misspent another two hours (or however long that movie was -- it felt like an eternity) as I did when I sat through that horrid thing at the movie theater. 
