Ode to a starlet (adult content)

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Ode to a starlet (adult content)

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This is a funny little curiosity that I cooked up before going to a porn convention about ten years ago. It was the first (and only) time I ever met the goddess of my (slightly post adolescent) wet dreams Sarah Young.

To a starlet

When nights me drape in velvet sheets,
my dreams will chant the same recurring invocation:
"Don't sleep you fool, could be tonight she greets
you with a smile on the X-rated station".

Is there a man who can behold
thy lustful wink and sultry smile without a quiver?
If he exists he must be old,
and have a mind where sex and love is but a sliver.

Thy fellatio is indeed beyond reproach.
Thy breasts ignore the monstrous threat of gravity.
Weret thou illegal game I'd surely poach
The deer that God in heaven made so lavishly.

But cold, alone my TV leaves me,
With hopeless need of your undying beauty
But in my dreams my mind retrieves me
salacious pictures of your flawless booty.

I presented her with the work, and she responded after studying it for about 20 seconds: "Oh, it's in english!" :D
"I would have gone to the thesaurus for a more erudite word."
-Hashi Lebwohl
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DIRTY BOY!!!DIRTYDIRTYDIRTY!!!! (futurama reference ;) )

she is hot! :3M:
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:LOLS: Oh, she's one of smart porn stars, eh?
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
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Fist and Faith wrote:Oh, she's one of smart porn stars, eh?
Aparently :D
The Esmer wrote:She is hot!
Yep. She definitely had something. Perhaps it was heh.
"I would have gone to the thesaurus for a more erudite word."
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:Hail: heh.
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8O No photos! BOOOO! :twisted:
fall far and well Pilots!
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Sorry Danlo!
"I would have gone to the thesaurus for a more erudite word."
-Hashi Lebwohl
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