Who Would Win In A Fight?

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:48 am

Draw-they would just around,smoke cigars,and talk about how much they hate Isreal.The first one to go to sleep would win by default.
Data (Star Trek NG) v.s R2D2

Post by **safetyjedi** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:50 pm

Artoo would spray him with oil and set him ablaze. Data wouldn't stand a chance with his emotion chip in.

Kathy Lee Gifford vs. Kelly Ripa

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:29 am

Kelly Ripa anyday!!!

(More spunky)

Will Robinson in the movie or Will Robinson from the TV series
(Lost In Space)

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:52 am

Will Robinson from the TV show......that was one tough kid.

Captain Morgan vs. Cap'n Crunch?

Post by **safetyjedi** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:21 pm

Got a little Captain in you, Duckie?

Captain Morgan would cut off crunch's head and then stand over his body with his leg atop the corpse.

The Budweiser Frog vs. the Geico Gecko

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:50 pm

onewyteduck wrote:Louis. He'd call in his Clydesdale buddies to stomp the gecko.

(page seven & eight)

Casper or Slimer?

Post by **onewyteduck** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:17 am

Slimer. Casper would try to hand him a Daisy and sing Kumbaya and that would be the end of that.

Shrek or Donkey?

(Duck.....in her Captain Morgan stance.)

Post by **Creator** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:41 am

Shrek of course!!!

Seven of Nine vs. Dark Angel!

Post by **Creator** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:45 am

Creator wrote:Shrek of course!!!

Seven of Nine vs. Dark Angel!

[BUMP - come on!! two women are fighting!!! someone declare a winner!]

Post by **ur-bane** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:49 am

We don't care--we just want to keep watching.

Dark Angel. Alba wins in my book.

Tom (of Tom and Jerry) vs. Sylvester (the cat)

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:34 pm

Tom. Sylvester is such a buffoon!

Han Solo vs Indiana JOnes?

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:05 pm

Indy 'cause Hans needs Chewie to help out.

Pegasus or a Unicorn?

Post by **Creator** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:17 pm

Pegasus if fleeing - but in a fight - go for the Unicorn!

Manticore or griffin?

Post by **MrKABC** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:58 am

Griffin, especially if an ur-vile with a loaded stave is on top...

Bob Hope vs. George Burns?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:59 pm

Round 1: Bob whips out a 9 Iron and cracks George in his cigar. (Man, that's gotta hurt!)

Round 2: Bob catches George off guard after telling a few wartime jokes and sucker punches George.

Round 3: George pulls off his "I AM GOD!" routine and makes Bob quiver at the knees.
Lightning crackles and blasts Bob from the arena.
(Goodnight, Gracie)

Result: George wins.

Post by **safetyjedi** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:53 pm

Bob Barker vs. Alex Trebek

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:33 pm

Bob Barker, because Alex would be trying too hard to throw his right hook in the form of a question.

George W. Bush vs. Bambi

Post by **Creator** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:37 pm

Bush - he's from TEXAS - YUMMMMYYYYY venison!!

Bush Girls vs. Chelsea Clinton?

Post by **safetyjedi** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:42 pm

Chelsea would beat them up with the same ugly stick she was beat with..

Tony Blair vs. Margaret Thatcher?

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:40 am

Maggie Thatcher.....there would be no contest!

Yogi Bear vs Smokey the Bear

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Who Would Win In A Fight?