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Book 1 of the Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE CRAP??????????????????????????

$#*)$*) (*#)( $*)@#(* _!(@)_ (_)#(*$)( _)(#_@&^%#&@^% &^@%^# %@&^#% ^@#%&%^@???????????????????????????

Jeremiah??????????????

*#@&(@ &#@(*#& (@*&# (@&#( *&@(*#& @(*&#(*&#@(*&#(* @&(#*&?????????????????????

Covenant??????????????????????????

$*&#(*$ (#$ (*#&$*( &#(*$& *(#&$ (*@ (*&@*($& *@&*(!)@(*) *)(!*#)( &*)$(*#)$?????????????????????????????????????

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??????????????????????????????????

@^# &*^@*&#^ &*@^# *@^*&^#*@&^#@*()@(&$ *(&@*# &(@&#*??????????????????????????

I HAVE TO WAIT 2 YEARS NOW?????????????????????????????????

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Brain snaps)

(Dies)

-jay
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Hooray!Hooray!Hooray for Jay!Is the shame behind you?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I've had to wait for every single...........solitary..................book............. since the 1st one! SO THERE! :P

But CONGRATULATIONS, jay!!!!! YOU DID IT!!!!! :letsparty:
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Haha Congrats Jay.
Now go and post a reply in every single topic in the Runes Forum.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Congratulations! I knew you'd do it.

(By the way, what do you think the Mahdoubt is?)
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Breathe Jay, it's really okay!
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.
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Jay -- :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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:yourock: Jay!!!!! :bounce03:


what the h*ll IS the Mahdoubt!!!!???? :lol:
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Hooray for Jay!
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she's the old lady that collects bottles and cans (clap yo hands) and keeps all her stuff in a shopping cart at Revelstone. They have a Redemption Center there.:lol:
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Ok................. I think I'm better now....................

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NOPE!!!!!!!!!! STILL CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOO MANY QUESTIONS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Covenant = Creator = Lord Foul = Jeremiah = The Land = Amok = Dr. Berenford = Lance Armstrong = Oscar the Grouch = Elmo??????????????????

Covenant/Linden/Liand/Pahni/Stave/Mahdoubt/Joan/Lord Foul/Esmer LOVE TRIANGLE??????????????????????

What kind of ending is that???????????????????????

My brain is pathetically trying to remember details from the first six books in order to sort out random stuff like:

The whole "Vile/Demondim/Ur-vile/Waynhim" thing.

The whole "who has been able to use health-sense and who hasn't" thing.

The whole "Staff of Law VS White Gold VS Other random forms of power" thing.

IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only that, but I STILL don't know the difference between the Law of Death and the Law of Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dear Lord Donaldson, PLEASE do not introduce any obscure "bargains" in the Last Chronicles. I'm BEGGING you! It would KILL me!

And I have to acutally do real WORK today, but can't, because of this BLASTED ENDING that is eating my brain!

Nekhirmah, Vain!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-jay
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Dear Lord Donaldson, PLEASE do not introduce any obscure "bargains" in the Last Chronicles. I'm BEGGING you! It would KILL me!
Y'know, that'd be an interesting idea. What if Covenant has been forced into another 'bargain'? What if his ability to defend the Arch is compromised by this?
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Don't give SRD any ideas!!! I'll ban you!-jay
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Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS Jay!

Bet you wish you had a second shot at the Revenant stack, eh? :-)
And then the ravens pecked out his eyes.
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So, Jay - think you'll try for *two* years on the next one?
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Congrats, Jay - it only took you a year longer than the rest of us.
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Finally Jay can read about the Staff of Love, and Damelon's Codpiece! 8)

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Jay actually finished Runes? And it's still October?? Phone SRD! E-mail the New York Times! Contact CNN!

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Re: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kevinswatch wrote:WHAT THE CRAP??????????????????????????

$#*)$*) (*#)( $*)@#(* _!(@)_ (_)#(*$)( _)(#_@&^%#&@^% &^@%^# %@&^#% ^@#%&%^@???????????????????????????

Jeremiah??????????????

*#@&(@ &#@(*#& (@*&# (@&#( *&@(*#& @(*&#(*&#@(*&#(* @&(#*&?????????????????????

Covenant??????????????????????????

$*&#(*$ (#$ (*#&$*( &#(*$& *(#&$ (*@ (*&@*($& *@&*(!)@(*) *)(!*#)( &*)$(*#)$?????????????????????????????????????

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??????????????????????????????????

@^# &*^@*&#^ &*@^# *@^*&^#*@&^#@*()@(&$ *(&@*# &(@&#*??????????????????????????

I HAVE TO WAIT 2 YEARS NOW?????????????????????????????????

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Brain snaps)

(Dies)

-jay
And this is from our admin? :lol:

To be honest, I only finished the book the day I joined; I was looking for the release date of FR, and I stumbled across KevinsWatch.
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