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the THRASHMASTAH vs the schmaltzy crooner boy?????

HA! Pete "Rough Boy" Townsend will triple stroke Cetera off the friggin STAGE!! in humble humiliation with his mullet tucked between his legs. :twisted:


Claus Von Bulow vs Claus Kinski?
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Claus Von Bulow : he fights dirty.

Santa Claus or Kris Kringle?
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Tie.
Father Christmas would step in and give a "fatherly" speech about being good.

Lone Ranger or Zorro?
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Lone Ranger he would shoot the whip and sword from Zorro's hands.

Camper Van Beethoven or Cracker?
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Cracker ... Just because!!

Darth Vader vs. Wonder Woman!
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Vader: He has the force.

John Howard or George Bush?
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john howard would bow low to the dark overlord that is Bush and sacrifice himself on his own lightsaber.

dickens vs shakespeare
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Shakespear: He would rewrite the plot if he loses.

Linden Avery versus Elena? (The two important women in TC's life)
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linden would win because elena is dead!when elena was in fighting shape however, she always seemed a little hysterical to me.i say linden would stay calm and pick elena off with zaps from the old wgr.but if pushed who knows what elena is capable of?

covenant vs aragorn
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

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Covenant would singe Aragorn's ass!

Saddam v Osama
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i think osama would be a student of ali's ropa'dope.saddam is more the geoge foreman of the evil world.so would their battle resemble the foreman-ali fight i hear you ask>no! three letters WMD sadam would shove em in osama's cave and watch from a heavily diguised 4foot by 4 foot buker.assuming he's got some that is-over to you mr. bush...

80's vs 90's vs 00's in a hell in a cell
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

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80's.
The puck rockers would beat the crap out of the 90's and 00's whusses.


The Space Ship Argo from Star Blazers or the Battlestar Galactica from the original series?
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Space Ship Argo from Star Blazers
better theme song

We're off to Outer Space
We're leaving Mother Earth
To save the Human Race
Our Star Blazers
Searching for a distant star
Heading off to Iscandaar
Leaving all we loved behind
Who knows what dangers we'll find
We must be strong & brave
Our Home we've got to save
If we don't in just one year
Mother Earth will dissappear
ighting with the Gamilons,
We won't stop until we've won
And then we'll return and when we arrive
The Earth will survive with Our Star Blazers!

Birdman or Blue Falcon?
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Birdman would shit on Blue Falcon.

James Bond or Voldemort?
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Blue Falcon and Dynomutt of course




Felix or Top Cat?
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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hey!!! you snuck in on me!! i said BLUE FALCON!!!


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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
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gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Lucimays answer
or Springs answer?
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i was having a difficult time with the photo posting last night, wasn't I? hehehehehe. :oops:
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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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top cat or james bond?


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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Bond ... James Bond!!

Doomsday or Onslaught?
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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