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A slightly larger ENDLESS Chinese food buffet!! (with sharkfin, eggdrop, hot and sour, and wonton soups of course!) with a baker's dozen of chicken egg rolls AND
and ENDLESS Italian food buffet!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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A slightly larger ENDLESS Chinese food buffet!! (with sharkfin, eggdrop, hot and sour, and wonton soups of course!) with a baker's dozen of chicken egg rolls AND
and ENDLESS Italian food buffet! AND one plump, perfect maraschino cherry impaled on a tiny plastic sword.
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A slightly larger ENDLESS Chinese food buffet!! (with sharkfin, eggdrop, hot and sour, and wonton soups of course!) with a baker's dozen of chicken egg rolls AND
and ENDLESS Italian food buffet! AND one plump, perfect maraschino cherry impaled on a tiny plastic sword on top of a
Jamoca almond fudge Hot Fudge Sundae with whipped cream and nuts!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station.
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil.
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes.
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard, driven by the bloated undead corpse of Elvis.
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard, driven by the bloated undead corpse of Elvis and a Yeti riding shotgun.
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard, driven by the bloated undead corpse of Elvis and a Yeti riding shotgun. and in the back seat, a replica of the Mona Lisa, as painted by Theodore Roosevelt.
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard, driven by the bloated undead corpse of Elvis and a Yeti riding shotgun. and in the back seat, a replica of the Mona Lisa, as painted by Theodore Roosevelt, and tied, with 30 lb tess line, to the side view mirror, Roger Waters' pig.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard, driven by the bloated undead corpse of Elvis and a Yeti riding shotgun. and in the back seat, a replica of the Mona Lisa, as painted by Theodore Roosevelt, and tied, with 30 lb tess line, to the side view mirror, Roger Waters' pig. all the while being pulled by a black and white tow truck.
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This is preposterous. I used to own a '61 Chevy, and I could drive my entire band and their equipment to a gig, or move all my furniture and stuff to a new apartment in it, proving that there is nothing larger that it.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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uh...way to kill a game there, dANdeLION!! :lol:
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the available trunk space of a 1961 chevrolet impala, towing a small trailer and dragging the gas pump of the previously visited service station with the attendant to check the oil and a sack of Idaho potatoes and a deep fryer and 17 gallons of lard, driven by the bloated undead corpse of Elvis and a Yeti riding shotgun. and in the back seat, a replica of the Mona Lisa, as painted by Theodore Roosevelt, and tied, with 30 lb tess line, to the side view mirror, Roger Waters' pig. all the while being pulled by a black and white tow truck. Which was actually dANdeLION's TARDIS in disguise.

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?


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Two '61 Chevs, with dAN's old band, and his furniture.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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An EXTRA tall, EXTRA long, EXTRA wide FORD excursion with a KING SIZE bed with my babies Rusty, Ginger, and Sammy sleeping on top!!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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An EXTRA tall, EXTRA long, EXTRA wide FORD excursion with a KING SIZE bed with my babies Rusty, Ginger, and Sammy sleeping on top of a big comfy pillow.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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