The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:14 pm

"James T-bone Kirk"

Post by **drew** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:14 pm

At the Star Trek IV writters meeting:

***cough*cough***Puff*toke**
"You know, what would be cool, man"
***cough*cough**
"Like, they go back in time, right"
***puff*puff*toke***
"and they bring some things back to the future..."
"I know, whales, man, they could bring some humpedback whales to the future
"Yeah man, whales"
"Humpedbacked Whales!"
**assorted laughter**
"Hump-back!"**giggles
**cough*cough**
"yeah man"
"groovy"
"do you think I'm falling out of this chair?"
**more assorted laughter**

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:21 pm

Good one, Drew!

Spock to Kirk: "You're screwing up the rotation! puff-puff-give! puff-puff-give! Man - you lucky you my boy."

Post by **danlo** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:13 pm

"Jim! You forgot to take your anti-gav boots in for repairs!!!"

"What?!"..."AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Splat!

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:41 pm

KA-A-AHN!!! You killed Kenny, you bastard!

Post by **safetyjedi** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:16 am

Han to Leia: I'll make you forget all about kissing your brother, baby. Just reach down and free little Jabba.

A few minutes later....

Leia to Han: Now I know whre they came up with the expression Huttslime!

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:52 am

Scotty: BEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAKE!

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:53 am

Kirk: "Who in hell is this Shatner guy and why am I getting his fan mail?"

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:37 am

Stormtrooper to other Stormtrooper...
"hey, did you realize we can aim these guns?"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:18 pm

"Deathstars? We don't need no stinkin' deathstars!"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:23 am

sgtnull wrote:Stormtrooper to other Stormtrooper...
"hey, did you realize we can aim these guns?"

Brilliant!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:23 pm

"Aren't you a little too horny to be a stormtrooper?"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:06 pm

Kirk: "You men stay here phasers on stun. Mr. Spock you're with me."
Security guys: "Yes sir."
Kirk: "Wait. Where are you two going?"
Security guys: "We're coming with you."
Kirk: "No. No. I want you to stay here and guard the mouth of the cave. Phasers on stun."
Security guys: "Oh. Yes I see."
Kirk: "Everything clear?"
Security guys: "Right sir. No problems."
Kirk: "No! Damn it!. I said you stay here!"
Security guys: "You mean here at the mouth of the cave?"
Kirk: "Yes! You idiot! Spock, vaporize them. NOW!"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:17 am

Stormtrooper: "Whattaya mean there's no zipper in this armor? I had 3 cups of coffee this morning!"

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:24 am

Vader to Leia:
"Who's your daddy?"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:52 pm

Officer: We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Governor Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.
Officer: But sir. I've read the script. I strongly suggest you leave now if there is any hope that you'll be in the sequel.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:57 am

EL PALPATINE [to Luke]: [exaggerated Speedy-Gonzales style Mexican accent] "All is as I have fore-seen..."

LUKE: [whiny California Surfer Zen] yeah, like whatever, Mexi-Emperor dude...

VADER: [heavy Vader breathing] Luke, give in to the Dark Side. feel its power.

LUKE: like, I'll never come over to the Dark Side, Senor Dumbass----you're semi-rotten proof that the Empire's Dental plan blows righteous chunks.

EL PALPATINE: [exaggerated Speedy-style] So be it, Je-di. You will die.... [force lightning sizzles]

LUKE: [crackle-pop] OW! OW! OW! Let me...OW!... see that brochure...OW!...again, please... [casual sizzling]

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:06 am

"Live long and prostitute....what?....no I didn't...I said what? Oh man. Its been a long day. Holy cow. Boy is my face red."

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:31 am

Luke to Han:
"now tell me again, why do Obi and I have to wear these red shirts"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:59 am

Anakin: "Now this is Pod Racing!"
Droid: "No its not you young moron. This is a space battle. You see, Pod Racing is a sport on your home world. This however is a life and death struggle between opposing humanoids using spacecraft armed with blasters. The two could not be more different therefore you are very incorrect."
Anakin: "Bite me."

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The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game