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Under the bed I had sex.
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very bad sex-too depressed
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

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Why can't you get it through your little pee-brain that we won't do our homework?
(I suspect I will visit the Principal's office now)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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xacto knife, i cut up my homework with it
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you are not my teacher
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Good one, Sarge.

Um...z...?

Ah, yes.

Zodiac was in the paper today: Said not to do homework.
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Aunt Hildy fell and broke her arm.
She lives by herself and couldn't drive to the hospital and I happened to stop by her house to see if she could help me with my History homework.
(She is quite old, you see.)
However, when she did not answer the door, I let myself in since it was unlocked.
Lo and behold, there she was (Poor old thing) laying on the floor and in pain.
I helped her onto the motorcycle that I borrowed from my best friend, Herman, and took her to the E.R.
On the way there, a policeman pulled me over for speeding and upon seeing the problem, escorted us to the hospital.
It took almost 8 hours for a doctor to examine Aunt Hildy because there were so many other emergency calls due to a big train wreck nearby.
(You haven't heard about that?)
Anyway, by the time I got Auntie back home, it was almost time to get ready for bed to get 4 hours sleep before school started.
and THAT'S why I didn't do my homework.
(And how was your day?)
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bandit attack
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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thanks spring.

Caught my Willie Wonka in my zipper after visiting the loo, blinding pain forced me to the hospital. I have a splint now and can not focus on homework due to the large amounts of morphine I am currently using.
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Didn't want to visualize sqtnull's last post. 8O Too traumatized to do homework!!
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excepting the fact that i actually did do my homework, i have no excuse sir.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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FRACK homework!!
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good heaven's, is that the time?
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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heroes are too busy for homework!
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I think you are a bit late, sir. Homework was meant to be due in two days ago.
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janitor!!?! i'm just the janitor.for the last time i don't do homework.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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killed :( ; can't do homework after I've been killed!!! *sheesh!!*
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Lost was on.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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My dear madam, surely you don't expect me to do homework? *loads gun*
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nonononononononononononononononono!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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